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We know times are tough with the RBA raising interest rates so how about we air a show about fussy couples wanting to move from their paid off 2 bedder in Fitzroy all because the kitchen bench isn't long enough.

"Only 51 sleeps untill Santa comes" "We're gonna be late for our Christmas pics with Santa"

Is this the worst ratio you've ever seen on X?

Did my monthly bank account check. Where that shit all go?

I hate when you drop a tissue inches above the open bin and it somehow finds a way to miss the target.

I wish gym memberships were like those OF accounts that keep giving you two week trials.

Kane to Spurs:

This is worse than when Mike Hunt divorced Yorak Hunt 😭

The queen has defrosted 🎄

😭😭😭😂😂😂

what a headline 😂

First day back at work after long holiday

Ladies and gentlemen, the weekend.

What your phone sees when you turn off the six alarms to go back to sleep.

Bookmarking an interesting tweet before the auto refresh takes it away forever.

The two friends at the end 😂

1kg protein prices in 2021 we had it so good 😭

New Apu voice actor after one episode 😭