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The Library of Alexandria

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i get most of my news off snapple caps

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They should baptize Italian babies in reserved pasta water
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Growing up in Vermont was such a prison I was introduced to Erykah Badu via LOGIC 😭😭😭
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bernardo@queefneyspearzOct 31
he's spiritually a mean gay and i love that so much
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@AcynOct 31
Reporter: We were at a Rogers event earlier— El-Sayed: He had an event? Did people come? Reporter: We were there. El-Sayed: Did other people come?
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When you see a guy in public who’s the same type of guy as you and you both seem to recognize it
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♟️@dreeezabzOct 30
I hope the rerelease of dune 1 makes people realise that it’s a tighter and more impressive achievement than the second film when you don’t have a dumbass in your ear saying it’s boring
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letícia@chlametfilmOct 29
:(
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RIP goat 😪
DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) profile pictureDiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmOct 30
The team behind ‘AMERICAN DAD’ have made a statement on the tragic passing of Sir Patrick Stewart. “We at American Dad! have so much gratitude and love for Patrick Stewart. He said how happy he was to do American Dad! because he was so rarely asked to do comedy, which is insane, as his ability to get the laugh was uncanny. Thank you, Sir, for sharing your joyful spirit, inspiring voice, and willingness to be ridiculous. You turned Avery Bullock, Deputy Director of the CIA, into someone the world loved and couldn't get enough of. We will miss you.”
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Blicknog ❅⋆ ⁺₊❆⋆ (@StankTheeClown) profile picture
Blicknog ❅⋆ ⁺₊❆⋆@StankTheeClownOct 29
57 days til Christmas
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@_itzsammyOct 29
Most people miss this about socialism: your money is already being taken and used to prop someone else up. Under capitalism, that someone is a billionaire. Under socialism, it's your neighbor.
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Why is my landlord texting me happy birthday
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@darth_erogenousOct 11
Bernie Mac's DJ keeps playing a 440Hz pure sine tone
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@LegionHoopsOct 28
Charles Barkley and the guys give Ernie Johnson his flowers. This is a must watch. (via @ohnohedidnt24)
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Neighbor gave me some soil for my monstera now I gotta hella black bean sprouts popping up 😓
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AJ@Sci_Fi_Guy_Oct 27
Dune book purists would be hated by Frank Herbert himself. You anoint him as infallible. You hate change. All you can articulate is “woman bad” and “it’s not in the book”. You losers need to learn the horrors of stagnation. Bring on the fuckin worm god
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khyote@0pinion83dOct 27
if I tell you a fun fact & you look it up & I’m wrong I’m beating the shit outta u
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Oomf still one of the funniest phrases out there
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(parody) BILL NYE THO@Bill_Nye_ThoOct 27
can't be discussing butterfly shit with caterpillars
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We’ve never been so back
Pop Base (@PopBase) profile picturePop Base
@PopBaseOct 27
Final trailer for ‘DUNE: PART THREE’. In theaters on December 18.

Dune: Part Three | Official Final Trailer

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New phrase for the lexicon
The BaseRyne (@TheBaseRyne) profile pictureThe BaseRyne@TheBaseRyneOct 26
Replying to @p_lyons_
This is honestly hilarious and would be something I would do if I had control
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i appreciate the sediment
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AI is so fundamentally evil man. limitless cute animals videos online & now I gotta check every time to see if they're real
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