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Bn Abdul π³π¬π― retweeted
Have you ever been in a stage where s3x irritates you? I'm in that stage now.
Bn Abdul π³π¬π― retweeted
Struggle to finish primary school
Enter secondary school and struggle too
Enter university. Suffer through it all down to final year
Go and serve in a terrible location with 77k per month
After all of this!! Just to come online and see portable lives a far better life. π
Bn Abdul π³π¬π― retweeted
π¨π΅ I have never been this unsure going into a match like I am for our next few games. All thanks the great tactician Xabi Alonso.
Seriously I don't even know what to expect in our coming games, we now face an in-form Liverpool side at Anfield without Palmer and probably JoΓ£o Pedro and I don't know what tactics Xabi Alonso has for us in the game, Maybe it's the normal hoof hoof long ball patterns or something different but I hope Alonso has something better in store for us against Liverpool and Manchester United.
We all know Manchester United are our bogey team, even when they are at their lowest they tend to take points off Chelsea, hopefully Alonso doesn't make that come to pass this time around .
π¨π΅ One of my issues with Xabi Alonso is the lack of a plan B when the initial gameplan doesn't work. Criticizing him doesn't mean we hate him, but a lot of people can't seem to tell the difference.
Against Tottenham it was clear from the first minute that the plan wasn't working. Going long without a focal number 9 up front, with Rogers and Palmer as the targets, just handed Spurs the second balls all afternoon. The players couldn't hold the ball for more than a few moments and kept giving it straight back.
What I expected from a top coach was a change of plan and personnel. Instead he started the second half with the same setup, and the first change didn't come until the 65th minute. Welbeck, our only real striker option on the day, didn't arrive until the 90th.
A top coach has to recognize when his tactics aren't working and adjust, or he's setting himself up to fail. Alonso needs to show he has more than one way to win.
Am I the only one who thinks Alonso lacks a residual plan Incase the initial gameplan doesn't work out or there are others who think so too ? π.
Bn Abdul π³π¬π― retweeted
In my area 2 indomie and 1 egg is all you need to get OS but try using 4 condoms in a single match.
Bn Abdul π³π¬π― retweeted
relationship timeline as it is:
graduate
nysc
job (or hustle)
try japa
Maybe relationship
marriage?... when the naira and our blood pressure permit.
Bn Abdul π³π¬π― retweeted
The way you wrote a whole paragraph about a dick you claim youβd never touch, you don already give am more attention than your future husband. ππ€£ Abeg rest, Shakespeare of sexual rejection. Untrained child, you're a disgrace even to your generation, go away with that your smelly pussy.
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Bn Abdul π³π¬π― retweeted
The thing is, I donβt even blame APC alone, all different parties have been given an opportunity and they all failed woefully even when things are not hard like this, the fact that thereβs more churches and mosques in this country than thereβs companies and industries is sadππ€¦π»ββοΈ
Bn Abdul π³π¬π― retweeted
And eventually, you reach that calm space where you no longer chase, complain or expect . You simply live, accept and smile through whatever life brings.
Bn Abdul π³π¬π― retweeted
Girl wey you guide pass go dey tell you say you no dey her levelβ¦ Omoh π π π



























