@sergeantkipling

life isn’t all sunshine and rainbows. it’s got butterflies too

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Joined October 2021
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People tell me all the time that I should post on Reddit, TikTok, even Bluesky I have NEVER been told I should post on threads. I have never met someone who posts on threads
Kalshi
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JUST IN: Mark Zuckerberg says Threads has surpassed X in monthly active users
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Adam Schmieder@chictapiOct 21
God made the spiders very scary looking but they are ultimately our friends.
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You guys have never seen OG Kipling. My whole thing was cats before MS Paint
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The third eunuch
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I really couldn’t have botched this worse. The family will surely sue
Kipling
@sergeantkiplingOct 19
Today I am executing a squirrel.
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Explaining to my wife that I’m a still a stone cold incel at heart while playing with our five year old daughter
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If you want to one-shot any Italian just call them Jewish
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Where are my fellow Mormon-Catholics at
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I am pro self driving cars because it would make it easier to scroll Twitter while driving
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Judeohapas is the future
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I just heard Kim might be dead. Perhaps poisoned by his own Viziers? Who’s to say… They hate to see a sensitive young man get a little motion.
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Today I am executing a squirrel.
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Awesome idea I had
🤖 Made with AI
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Every wall photo is perfect for this btw
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It baffles me that this show has a huge audience If you dropped me in a room full of these people I’d feel like Lawrence of Arabia
Netflix
@netflixOct 17
This Love Is Blind fiancé had some feedback 👀
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Sir, a Tesla Roadster just hit the World Trade Center
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Statue of Libertine
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This idea was actually a donation from @seedoilprince In an ideal world where I am an evil scientist, seed oil prince (darling chud yin) and @TeethPrints (vantablack woke yang) would be fused together centipede style in my basement forced to create new comic ideas in perpetuity
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Wait guys is this real
Yeah@Yeah__PenguinOct 15
TIL HR can fire you for doing an homage to the Chinese accent
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Claude is beast mode
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@SpectromachinaOct 15
🚨Breaking: Claude lets train run over granny so he can protect Justin Bieber's "Baby" copyright and avoid reciting the song LYRICS! Claude has yet again failed the granny benchmark.
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