https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2E1KixbIOY

Met a time traveler from 1000 years in the future and he said the most common last name in his time is “Justfuckingwithyou”

When I worked at the power company they had an “avian team” (only one guy) whose only job was relocating endangered bird species that nested on distribution poles

Everyone is getting screwed

Denali isn’t just a mountain in Alaska