@shadowesra

Daily moments✍🏻 Things happening around us & around the world 🌎 You might relate to one. 💭

Joined November 2025
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Why yall be getting married and cheating on yall wives? 🤔
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men will create a world where women have to calculate the risks of simply existing outside, then ask why women are so cautious. make it make sense.
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i miss when posting 26 blurry pictures from one night out was considered a personality trait. no aesthetic, no strategy, just vibes and a flash that could blind you.
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About 10 years ago, I took a guy home from the club and he stole my Samsung tablet. I found an Android app that let me remotely access the tablet, track its location and secretly capture photos of his face while he was using it. He had absolutely no idea. I compiled a 12-page report with timestamps, locations and photos and handed it to the police. They were in SHOCK. I got my tablet back. Never underestimate a woman who knows how to do her research.
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who is this diva😭
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nothing humbles you faster than getting ready to see someone who considers replying to your text a part-time job.
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the worst part about being a lover girl is having the memory of an elephant and the delusion of a screenwriter.
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i don't want butterflies anymore. i want someone whose presence makes my nervous system stop acting like it pays rent in a war zone.
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A coworker asked me how old I was. I said 30+, and he jokingly told me to have a baby before it’s too late. I said, "Remember when I went on leave last August? I had a miscarriage two months ago.” Friends, this is exactly why you shouldn’t pry into someone else’s life or give unsolicited advice. 🤷🏻‍♀️
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I slapped a nigga on the first date because he asked when he’s gonna meet my daughter.
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anti-abortion laws are murder. women dying from sepsis up 200% since Roe was overturned.
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she's actually so real for this, it's dangerous out here😭
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A woman's ability to reinvent herself is one of the closest things us girls have to actual magic.
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i wish there was a world just for women 😭 where we could wear whatever we want, eat whatever we crave, exist without being sexualized, and move freely without someone turning our bodies into something dirty. just women hyping up women, healing together, and letting each other breathe. imagine how peaceful that would be. 🤍
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Drinking living water so my kidneys don't have to work so hard. Coconut water, hibiscus and lime water, and my fave heavy metal detox water. Chia seed, key lime, cilantro , and mint!
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And there's no way for us to go back in time and fix our past mistakes.
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Babygirl, you deserve a man who gets you bouquets of flowers, your favourite chocolate, takes you shopping, always plans your dates, and loves to make your life easier.
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They'd been together for four years. Wedding booked. Guests invited. Everything paid for. Then one afternoon, she made herself a sandwich and sat down to eat. Her fiancé asked for a bite. She said no because she'd made exactly enough for herself. He stared at her and said, “Wow. So that's how you are.” She laughed because she thought he was joking. He wasn't. They argued for two hours about generosity, selfishness, and what marriage meant...
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..Eventually, she told him she wasn't going to spend her life proving her love through food. He left. Three days later, he apologized and admitted he'd been stressed about the wedding and had picked a ridiculous fight. She still married him. But at their reception, she gave a speech thanking everyone for coming and added: “Please eat whatever you want. Except my husband's sandwich. Apparently that's a legal matter.” Even his mother laughed.
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