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bayern münchen ruined my life #ThunderUp #DaBears

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Joined April 2022
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shailoona core ☆⌒(>。<)
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How can u be a footballer and have no aura
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if you’re over 6’3 and can jog for 10 minutes we need you in paycom tomorrow night
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The squad’s best Halloween costumes revealed 🎃
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i love hey angel on made in the am but imagine my surprise when i tuned in to the full thing and it was deadarse like 5 ballads in that shit
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ppl genuinely think everyone's road is the same
“Yaxel is 24 so his stats don’t matter” He was in the same high school class as… 2-Year Pro Caleb Love 3-Year Pro Zach Edey 4-Year Pro Julian Strawther 5-Year Pro Cameron Thomas 6-Year Pros Cade, Moody, Barnes, Suggs, Mobley, Green, and Kuminga but… Yaxel is tied for 1st in PPG with Cade and 2nd in RPG behind Mobley.
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quel banger
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A nigga on my bus was about to make a parlay on bridges I genuinely had to stop him 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Nahhhh we have the streets
That 25 year old rookie on the Warriors gonna lose his marbles when he plays against this team😭😭😭
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anyone running the NYC marathon? check out my mural at @hoka 's booth at the expo!
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bless him
i really do appreciate aday’s commitment to never wearing trousers that fit him
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All black fits crew 🤝
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i really do appreciate aday’s commitment to never wearing trousers that fit him
Headed to Houston 😄
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Headed to Houston 😄
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eddie murphy sensing the evilness radiating off of noah and deciding to warn the world half a century ago before it was too late
Noah Wyle says he was 9 years old when Eddie Murphy told him to "f*ck off," so now he always signs autographs for kids. “I met Eddie once when I was a kid. I asked him for his autograph, and I said, ‘I really like you on ‘SNL.’ And he goes, ‘What are you doing up that late?’ And I said, ‘Can I have your autograph?’ He goes, ‘F*ck off, man.' I always sign an autograph. Whenever a 9-year-old needs an autograph from me, I sign that so fast... last year for my birthday, my daughter didn’t know what to get me. My 10-year-old daughter printed up a picture of Eddie Murphy and then wrote on it, ‘Dear Noah, you’re a great kid, Eddie Murphy.’" (via Good Hang) variety.com/2026/tv/news/noa…
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Mood
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we used to get our periods at the same time
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DESTIN CONRAD as Sean Paul for Halloween
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nigga YOU 😭😭😭😭
u eat pork everyday i take perc everyday lets see who die first
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. . . Do you think seafood doesn’t exist in Africa? I’m genuinely perplexed by this statement. Liberians love crabs
Replying to @ThomasMightSnap
They saw how us BLACK AMERICANS love seafood and trynna capitalize off our wave….. nothing new…
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say swear
england will put a bellingham in your ass if you’re not careful
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