CAT: Yes, I hissed at the cleaning lady. She said, "Quit shedding, you stupid flea condo." She smelled like sour coffee and ate 15 of yo ...
CAT: Why must you call it a litter box? How would you like it if they called the Ladies' Room the Litter Room? You might get a little de ...
CAT: I see a girl cat, but I'm not allowed out. Even if I could go out, they probably spayed her, so we couldn't have kitties. I sleep b ...
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CAT: Leave my whiskers alone! They're attached to a cluster of nerve endings sensitive to air movement/pressure. I can detect an object' ...
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CAT: I'll forfeit food for a week if you'll get rid of that +*#@%$$! violin. Unlike your neighbors and friends, I can't press my hands o ...
CAT: There's no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast. How would YOU act at Krispy Kreme if you had to wait at the counter for an h ...
CAT: Please let me stay in the closet when your Uncle Clyde is over. His fingers smell like Drambuie and cigars, and he rubs my fur agai ...
CAT: If I hide from one of your friends, let me. Before the tsunami, animals headed for the hills; people stayed. I know stuff you don't ...
CAT: Check this out - this Web site says that when we're well treated, cats can live twenty or more years.
CAT: Don't yell at me when I'm already afraid. If you're scared to get in an elevator does it help for someone 13x taller to scream at y ...
CAT: So the tomcat is buff. I admit it. He can kill a mouse, but I know how to use an electric can opener. Will you show me how to use t ...
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