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xenon

@sharkfailure

21 / funny dog / diecast collector / was @xenoj / lifelong racing fan / RP60, BK6, CB17, RB12, EJ43, AA16, TG54, SM41, SC00 / #LetsGoFlyers

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Getting tinnitus from farting too loud
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i smoke weed for the protein bro
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ive lived in the northeast, south, west and pnw. do i need to live in the plains or midwest next
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or just go More North
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Image from robbie :)💫 (@soapijabroni)
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No. You don't deserve to be fucked by my legendary penis.
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BigXThaPlug reportedly took his chicken nuggets out of the air fryer today, but they were not fully cooked yet, so he will leave them in for two more minutes.
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#poopcar
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im lucario
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Morfi@MorfisOm11h
spooky cario ghost.. booo.. #lucario #pokemon
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i like to imagine marbles love rolling around. they're probably so happy. gobbless.
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zleep glop
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Oleg@OlegakaPastahOct 30
Just got hospitalized for my spongebob addiction. They put me in the squid ward.
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people who wanted chandler to just pull over for riggs are darfs. riggs will be fine
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Chandler Smith uses an outside pass on teammate Layne Riggs on the final restart to win at Martinsville. Riggs ends up P3 after dominating the race. Honeycutt got shuffled and ends plummeting to P14. POINTS: Honeycutt +20 over Riggs with one to go.
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No team orders at FRM respect button
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Chandler Smith uses an outside pass on teammate Layne Riggs on the final restart to win at Martinsville. Riggs ends up P3 after dominating the race. Honeycutt got shuffled and ends plummeting to P14. POINTS: Honeycutt +20 over Riggs with one to go.
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RENDER UPDATE: Todd Gilliland 2026 Grillo's Hot Pickles
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Replying to @mikejoy500
@mikejoy500 good luck at homestead next week!
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Chase drivers championship chances based on how well they would run if their number represented their top speed in mph
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my drivers in autosim tied and the game gave the cup to the guy with less wins, t5s and everything
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rip goat .
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i love being a plate merchant team
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