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Sydney Sweeney reveals in an interview that she doesn’t care about the PHP vulnerability because she moved everything to Rust in 2024. “They said the rewrite would take six months. We’re on month 30. We haven’t shipped a feature since, but I’m having a very normal Wednesday.”
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Archive.org is currently offline. We are working to restore service now.
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Wait a minute
if this PHP vulnerability allows remote code execution, doesn't that mean we can use the vulnerability to auto-patch all vulnerable servers?
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Emmett retweeted
OpenAI models helped researchers—operating as part of our Patch the Planet initiative—discover critical security flaws in PHP, an open-source programming language used to run an estimated 70% of websites. Over the past two months, we led a coalition of maintainers, researchers, and security providers to prepare fixes and protections ahead of disclosure. This duration was necessary because the fix was quite intricate and required a major change to the PHP engine. Every site using PHP can now safely upgrade their version to stay secure, in addition to applying mitigations from various security vendors. Due to the severity of these flaws and PHP’s widespread use, we consider this bug to be one of the most impactful vulnerabilities in recent memory. It also marks a new phase, where AI can find security bugs with internet-scale impact. This is an example of the Defender’s Window in action: to our knowledge, frontier AI was able to find this vulnerability ahead of attackers, giving defenders time to prepare. openai.com/index/coordinated…
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‪OpenAI may claim a role in the coordinated response and patching process. But the initial discovery and exploit development, however, occurred several months earlier by an independent researcher.‬ ‪x.com/lcfr_hax/statu…‬
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SITUATION DETECTED: Critical PHP vulnerabilities were discovered with the help of GPT-5.6 Sol. OpenAI says these are among several significant vulnerabilities they have found and are working to fix, and they expect similar findings to "increase sharply" in the coming months.
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🚨DEFCON 1🚨 In a few hours, a critical vulnerability that affects ~70% of web sites will be disclosed. It allows an attacker to upload and execute arbitrary code. It's probably best if you stop browsing the internet for the rest of the week. xitter.cf/ThePHPF/status/2112633…
The PHP security team is giving advance notice: Upcoming security release Wed, Oct 21st 2026, 14:00UTC, two critical vulnerabilities, both rated CVSSv4 9.2. PHP users are encouraged to prepare to update. Earlier release if details become public or active exploit evidence.
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Muse got angry at Xfinity and filed an FCC complaint. 😂
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Introducing free People Data for ChatGPT & Claude. Give your AI agents access to 270M+ company & people records in Alexandria. Get 1,000 free credits a month to build prospect lists, find work emails, & research job history with the Firecrawl plugin. firecrawl.dev/alexandria/cat…
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New on our Science Blog: designing protein binders against scorpion neurotoxins. Scorpions sting about 1.2m people every year, and antivenoms are often costly or in short supply. Claude has made an early step toward finding new treatments. anthropic.com/research/claud…
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I recently used Claude as a therapist, and I was delighted to find that it validated my view of the world and confirmed my suspicion the other person was completely at fault. Strongly recommend, 10/10. Human therapists are cooked.
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We launched OSS Scanner, which gives critical open source projects free, periodic vulnerability scans from our strongest models. Each finding includes a proof-of-concept, and a patch where possible. red.anthropic.com/oss-scanne…
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Every single person you meet in your daily life is fighting a hidden battle that you know nothing about Send them a Zoom meeting link for an 8 AM call on Monday morning to finish them off
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A casino installed a smart fish tank in the lobby. Beautiful thing. Automated feeding. Temperature control. Remote monitoring. Connected to the internet. Obviously. Hackers found it. Exploited it. Downloaded the high-roller database. 10 gigabytes. Sent it to Finland. Using audio and video protocols so it looked like normal streaming traffic. The fish tank sat in the lobby maintaining water chemistry while stealing credit card numbers. The casino isolated the fish tank on its own VPN. Separate network. Segregated. Off limits to everything. Hackers didn't care. Broke through the isolation anyway. Once inside the fish tank's system. They pivoted to the main network. Quietly pulled data. Methodically. 10 gigabytes over time so nobody noticed. Nobody monitors fish tank outbound traffic. Why would they. It's a fish tank. When Darktrace finally investigated they saw it immediately. The fish tank sending massive amounts of data to an external IP. Using protocols designed for audio. Not data. Clear exfiltration. The only device in the entire casino that ever communicated with that Finland server. A fish tank. Not a computer. Not compromised credentials. Not a malware-laden email. A networked aquarium. The lesson everyone learned: IoT devices are security theater. You can secure them. Lock them down. Isolate them. They're still connected to something. Still vulnerable to something. And something will find them. Even if that something is just checking if a fish tank is running the default password.
Hackers stole 10GB of data from a casino… through a FISH TANK. Not a computer. Not a phone. A FISH TANK. The funny part is you probably have something in your home with the same weakness.
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Contender for the best tweet of 2026.
Ukraine is moving Russian data to the cloud.
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The top video on Nathan Fielder’s YouTube channel is “Thin Watermelon”: it was posted 16 years ago, has 5m+ views and is glorious.
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When you high as hell but someone knocked on the door so you gotta lock in
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Yes, though still a lot of work to do to close the gap and make dots great!
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Building apps with GPT-Live-1? Give them a voice that fits. Here’s how to shape a voice with a prompt or choose from new international preset voices:
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Elon Musk just made Turbo Boost a reality. A bunch of guys my age have been waiting our whole lives for this.
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