Dev by day, thief by night, liar by afternoon
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Wrong side driving? Install tyre killers.
Student suicides? Install suicide resistant fans.
Air pollution? Install smog towers.
Roads full of potholes? Temporary patchwork.
Monsoon flooding? Bring water pumps.
We keep treating symptoms and calling them solutions.
When do we start fixing the root causes?
Met a senior from college who left his 9 lpa job to do an mba.
Two years and almost 20 lakh in fees later, he's got an offer for 14 lpa.
He was explaining how the mba changed his perspective on money.
Then he asked whether I knew anyone renting out a room near his new office because the emi starts soon.😭
i fully support the 15% recharge price hike.
cheap internet has given too many people the confidence to become political analysts, financial advisors, medical experts and relationship coaches overnight.
Make internet expensive again.
IITians should be banned from mentioning their college after turning 30.
bro you're 37. divorced. paying EMI on a 2BHK and still introducing yourself as iit bombay '11.
at some point we need to discuss what happened after graduation.
Tech companies should have a transfer market like football.
Imagine google bidding $5 million for a developer, amazon hijacking the deal at the last minute, and microsoft offering a 4 year contract with a signing bonus.
Meanwhile, a 52 year old Java developer gets sold for $40 million because he's the only person who understands a bank's backend from 2003.
I genuinely wonder how a tcs employee earning 3.6 LPA manages to afford zomato, uber rides, netflix, weekend movies, gym memberships, rent, groceries, electricity bills and occasional trips.
Are they secretly running a business or is tcs paying them in a currency we're not aware of?
Indian companies want freshers with 2 years of experience.
Colleges want students with 75% attendance.
Internships want candidates who have already completed internships.
And parents want everyone employed by 23.
At this point. the only people qualified for entry level jobs are people who already have jobs.
A junior developer using ai to write 500 lines of code is apparently cheating.
A senior developer using ai to write the same 500 lines is called leveraging modern tooling.
Salary difference: ₹28 lakh
we need to shut down 70% of engineering colleges and turn them into wedding halls. at least they'll generate employment
imagine an IT company announcing that employees can donate their unused sick leaves to coworkers.
within six months, there would be an underground sick leave economy.
senior developers selling migraines for ₹4000, freshers borrowing fevers at 18% interest, and HR launching an investigation into fraudulent tuberculosis.
capitalism always finds a way.
enough is enough. how many more railway incidents before @AshwiniVaishnaw resigns? he must take moral responsibility for this failure.
An urgent notice from the Railway team
blog.railway.com/p/security-…
I had to prove I wasn't a robot to speak to a customer support robot.
We have completely lost control of the situation.