big big baby boy

there is a chungus among us

Got my Lt Dangle costume ready for kids trunk or treat

30 minutes into the 5:15 am exercise class this morning, someone across the room: “what the heck has Sheel been here the whole time?” Nobody awake in this class yeah I was there the whole time but I’m also not awake

My feet feel weird!! I gotta move them around too much

My Halloween costume was a velour track suit, slick back hair, gold chain, and my daughter walking around introducing me to people as “Hollywood”

My 3d printer is acting bad and I don’t know how to fix it

I found a wrapped king size snickers bar on the sidewalk just now I’m going to eat it for breakfast

Fight night is coming back?! It’s coming back? 360 punch control?! Create your own guy to make it so Tupac can fight Justin Bieber?!

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Hosted a trivia night in Ballwin and none of these people knew who Mr. Gary was

The venga boys are coming

My 10 year old just told me that “nothing is solid” and “we are all a symphony of vibrations” and he sounds like Terence Howard at this time

I hosted a trivia night and only like 60 people came but I think we did a good job

I’m going to New York to steal that bird statue and put it in my house and tell everyone who comes by that they can’t have it but I can help them find a different bird statue

Son got 3d printer. Wasting all the filament on printing different animal figurines that have Dwayne Johnson’s head

I went to this art store in New York and wanted to buy this bird thing or whatever and the guy was like “hey this is $15,000, you’re poor” and I said “yikes that is way too much money for this bird thing” and he said “can I interest you in a broken teddy ruxpin” I’m suing

RJ Mitte? What the hell man

Kid at my sons birthday party won the Nintendo switch from one of those scam crane machines. Legend

Had our 10 year olds birthday at the go kart place and it lasted 4 hours what the HECK

I’m going crazy on this peri peri sauce

I’m at a conference and there was a breakfast and I ate so much and now I don’t feel correct