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Please I need men's advice on this, a girl texted me yesterday to be her nail model
Before she did I already told my boyfriend I'd go outside to charge because we don't have light, so I told him she texted and I'd go fix my nails and text him in 2hrs and it was 10:33pm by then
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Snapchat ke? I thought it was just for taking fine pictures. What I discovered today shock me! 😂😂
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This woman always passes by with her 3 children, I had no idea she is a widow, she lost her husband about 2 years ago.
Last Sunday, we were outside the compound, she walked by our house heading to church and she said my husband looked so much like her late husband, we were all like “it means God really create in twos” and everyone moved on like it never happened.
We met during the week and exchanged pleasantries. What caught my attention was her mode of greeting, she said; “how’s our husband?”, I asked what she meant by that and she said she was referring to my husband.
Madam, “this is my own husband not your husband so I will appreciate if you don’t call him that again please”. She said it doesn’t mean anything that she only wanted to be using him to remember her husband, I told her not to use my husband to console herself.
FASTFORWARD TO PRESENT DAY (SUNDAY)
I saw her few minutes ago, I greeted her but she didn’t respond. I wanted to be sure she heard me, so I greeted her again, she turned and made the bend to the adjacent street, I knew it was intentional.
So I should allow you to be seeing your husband in my husband, so that one day you will tell him to please come and check up on your kids because they love seeing his face, and he reminds them of their dad abi? Na once I hiss, pstewwwwwwwwwww
With all due respect ma, you are maddddd!
♥︎Remide♥︎🧸♥️ retweeted
Welcome to Nigeria, where food is now considered a luxury. If you dey chop chicken, you’re already termed a big man, and people will say you’re enjoying life.😭
God, abeg oo! It’s not supposed to be this way. 😩💔
♥︎Remide♥︎🧸♥️ retweeted
I went to work late today because I’m now the senior to all
But he still give me 1 hour punishment This man no want make I enjoy my seniority at all 🤦♂️
♥︎Remide♥︎🧸♥️ retweeted
Those of you that have kids, how do you people cope financially?
I bought my 7-year-old cousin a shoe worth ₦30k. One week later, his mum told me he had lost one leg.
I just dey vex and I’m not even the parent. 😭
♥︎Remide♥︎🧸♥️ retweeted
I decided to eat fufu and ogbono for a whole week.
Today marks day 3, I still stand!!!🥹❤️
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How old were you when you realised it is not “Mummy oyoyo”, it is “Mummy oh you’re home” 😂































