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Joined March 2009
He's jealous for me Loves like a hurricane I am a tree Bending beneath the weight of His wind and mercy When all of a sudden I am unaware of these afflictions eclipsed by glory And I realise just how beautiful You are And how great your affections are for me Oh how He loves us!
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My love and best intentions will never be enough. Before they are mine they are God’s, He has got them.
Hit me with the hardest truth you’ve accepted as a mom.
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I mean! Imagine being ashamed of Jesus over this?
“Religious Nigerians are the worst!” “Christians are mentally unstable” Meanwhile you dey molest your cat. You better carry your Jesus on your head UNAPOLOGETICALLY
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My very pedestrian take on this is that we are witnessing cultism. They are all cultists.
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We haven’t had water in Durumi since Friday. No communication from @fctwb on cause and timeline/plan for resolution. Stories range from flood damage to incompetent staff contaminating water with too much chemicals.
This is why I scoff at videos showing Abuja’s roads and real estate. A real city is defined by essentials -water supply, waste management, emergency services, public transport. Abuja has none of these, yet few seem to care. We just built a city as superficial as our value system
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Since Friday! I’m actually fed up. Water tankers now cost 70k per trip.
No water in Abuja for more than 72hrs now and there’s no update from Waterboard or the ministry… the whole city is just quiet about too @fctwb
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I forgot how depressing Twitter can be. Phew! I’m going back to IG filters and travel content.
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And that’s on Bible!
like I tell my children: we share the world with people who don't share our values and they have just as much of a right to be here as we do. It's how the world is set up. Keep that at the back of your mind.
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The Original Nengi retweeted
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*Closes all 47 tabs for Thailand holiday*
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This was Anaya when I was carrying her brother. She will literally walk up to you unprovoked to tell you. When we were traveling to have him, she told everyone who cared to listen where we were going and what we were going to do there. 🤣
Nobody: My son to complete strangers abroad: My mummy has a baby in her belly. 🗣️ Me : 🤫 😆
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I randomly think of the fact that the cleaner in the airport used the toilet bowl brush to scrub the toilet seat. Do cleaning companies educate their staff at all or just give them detergent and brush and send them off?
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The Original Nengi retweeted
"For I tell you that unless your righteousness surpasses that of the Pharisees and the teachers of the law, you will certainly not enter the Kingdom of Heaven." – Matthew 5:20 This Sunday’s message challenged everything we think about righteousness. Jesus wasn’t calling for – at Federal Capital Territory, Nigeria
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Chimamanda dey write pieces. I have no eloquence to communicate this better.
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Ada Omo Daddy is a solid 2/10. 1.5 is Sola Sobowale. The .5 is Omowunmi Dada.
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I don’t know why the live band thought it was a good idea to sing “see what the Lord has done” when the child of the deceased was dancing at a burial reception.
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Men don’t frakpas?
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Listened to a lawyer with over 20 years post call experience argue that an obligation stated in the recital of the agreement but not in the substantive part of the contract is binding. All I could see was the bold “NOW it is hereby agreed as follows:” after the recital
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For my sister it’s eating hot eba. You will tell this woman you’re on admission and she will say look for who will bring you eba, hot eba and eat it while it’s hot.
My mom fully believes that taking a shower will cure any illness/funny feeling 😭😭 You have a headache? Take a shower Your stomach hurts? Take a shower
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Not worth it. Add money and buy Nama
Buchymix Juicer. Honest reviews? Worth it or I should close eye, nose and ears and buy the Nama?
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