shminty

oh hey

THE ONE TO GET THAT TOKEN… IS ME!!!

oomf banged 🥲 happiest day of my life

the banks have too much money. that’s why I buy the cobra in BloonsTD Battles 1

who’s in charge of naming cities and stuff, am I right? *a mockingbird enters through my open bedroom window and steals the treasure I had previously acquired at the end of the rainbow* oh dear

I think they should add the video game guiding line to my car so I know where I’m going wait nevermind that’s the GPS thanks whoever made that

if I had Jarvis I think I would be making banana bread all the time city in danger? don’t interrupt my recipe thanks Jarvis :)

so many so called “friends” gathering in VC every single day to play socially acceptable League Of Legends for 1 hour (singular game)

the E in Estrogen stands for Estrogen… I love everything.

normies treat masochism as a superpower all the time acting like someone working retail is gonna be in heaven getting shouted at by old people because they aren’t allowed to buy 3 TVs and a Kettle by paying with a piece of paper that’s about the same age as them

I think they should have something at the half way line of the rainbow just to encourage those with passion and whimsy to continue on

Those who want the Deltarune TV to breastfeed them are walking among us…

Been feeling particularly “GIRL.” as of late. I will be expecting everyone to change their schedules to account for this

1 loosely sad song just played on my Spotify no one talk to me for the rest of the week