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@siberianpine

they/them, 36, anarcho-junglism, DJ, techhead, wreckhead. union organiser. technopessimist. avfc for my sins. priv for any moots @sighberianpine

 Leeds via Cymru
Joined May 2012
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As the crockery shattered on the ground, I found myself strangely moved. I too was broken, my gravy dried up. It was just a mug - but then again, so was I
A mug shattered on a tile floor

ALT A mug shattered on a tile floor

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diabetic diva@irrelevntjaimieOct 25
i hate gay halloween, wdym you’re jester dancing for the princess gif
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Ben South
@bnj18h
I hate SF Halloween, what do you mean you're the sankey diagram from Aella's birthday gangbang
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J 🎙️ (@blackhawkce457) profile picture
J 🎙️
@blackhawkce457Oct 31
😂😂😂
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Kareem Shaheen@kshaheenOct 30
I once knew a Finnish man who loved his daughter so much he almost told her
Embassy of Finland in the US 🇫🇮 (@FinlandinUSA) profile pictureEmbassy of Finland in the US 🇫🇮
@FinlandinUSAOct 30
It's becoming nightmarish... for the Finns. Happy Halloween from the Embassy of Finland! 🎃
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Honestly if I was Carrick I'd quit, plenty of teams be lucky to have him
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Jameela Jareer@coochieprintzOct 30
Three people asked me if I was Curtis Sliwa
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miles@milesdotgovOct 31
Probably feels good as fuck to eat several thousand of these in one go, using bristle like teeth called “baleen” arranged along the upper jaw to filter out non-nutritional substances
man-eating bull shark (@GarlotsBack) profile pictureman-eating bull shark@GarlotsBackOct 29
I thought Antarctic krill were like near microscopic holy shit
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Don't encourage them Jamie
Jamie Carragher (@Carra23) profile pictureJamie Carragher
@Carra23Oct 31
I’d like to apologise to Aston Villa, the owners & their fans. My language this week was clumsy & wrong. I can assure Villa fans it was tongue in cheek but I can understand it’s not come across that way, so apologies. Good luck today UTV!
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the giant@chaser_baitOct 31
“zombie isn’t a halloween song” sorry the troubles aren’t scary enough for you
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Taro@YuranagiiOct 30
I saw someone at In-N-Out fill his water cup with sprite and he told me "dont be a hero" then flashed his 9mm concealed carry at me
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Jan@janhopiOct 31
The concept of "emotional labour" has been somewhat lost but this is what it was originally about - the labour of feigning happiness and friendliness for money in service jobs and the toll that takes on your psyche
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McGinn (27', 29', 47') but won't be able to brag about it because our owners are crybabies
Aston Villa (@AstonVilla) profile pictureAston Villa
@AstonVillaOct 29
Back at home for Saturday night #PL action ⏭️
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jake rhodes@jakebrodesOct 30
Anton Chigurh: whats the most youve ever lost on a coin t- Me: bottle of xans half a pack of camels Anton: wh- Me: buddy said heads you can punch me as hard as you can in the mouth tails I get what’s in your pocket. I was hammered so I said ok Anton: why Me: no idea
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lauren ♈️@cruellittlecatOct 30
one time i was hooking up w a guy in my bed and he was like what is this and pulled out a tiny blond wig from under him and i had to tell him it was a wig for my cat who i dressed up as rosemary from rosemary’s baby for halloween
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Sorry girl, due to the UK laws you're going to jail 2 years for being too breathtaking, i don't make the rules
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babadook ellington@grnpointerOct 30
Crunchwrap supreme
karter (@karterAKA) profile picturekarter@karterAKAOct 30
Thinking about things like "notary public," "body politic," phrases where English puts the modifier after the noun like a Romance language. There must be some other examples
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donald boat
@laserboat999Oct 20
Yo they just patched the colors you get when you press your eyes. They added new shapes, colors, and types of line. All of these things are brand new. Let’s all check them out right now together . Rub and press your eyes really hard. Do it right now #CloseAndPressAndRubYourEyes
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Me "I don't want or expect us to win everything. I'm here for the ups and downs". (silverware) (thorn in the side of man cheaty) (squad falls to bits constantly, highs and lows) Wow this is great. I love my boys and the highs and lows of football. Now to open the news
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Pathetic, settle it the pitch with our squad swelling in confidence right now and them unable to even back their manager. Jealous of arsenal fans who only have to deal with weird legal fanfic off their fans on twitter instead of their management
Aston Villa (@AstonVilla) profile pictureAston Villa
@AstonVillaOct 30
Aston Villa will initiate legal action against Jamie Carragher for his unacceptable insults about the Club and its fans. Aston Villa will not allow anyone to stop our ascension in English and European football. Nassef Sawiris, Chairman
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demi adejuyigbe@electrolemonOct 30
“whoa, southern diner waitress, what are you doing down there??”
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