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Tortellini

@side_of_beans

Just trying to make things happen in this world. I love sapphic fiction and I’m here for the memes. 🏳️‍🌈

Joined June 2016
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@1ssveMay 17
When you write a work email so good that you go into Sent and admire your work:
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roro, PhD@fuglibettyFeb 24
Ever since I was a young child I yearned to synthesise workflows and streamline operational processes
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Meg@megannn_lynneFeb 24
Jennifer Coolidge is so right. Sometimes you want a hot dog real bad
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jynx@miiagarroMar 29
but your honor you know how i get
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less chatgpt more lgbt
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not my monkeys and not my circus, but admittedly i am hopelessly enamored by the ringleader.
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m@msnetiker25 Aug 2025
Do you think protein wants to be in all these things
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★@coscrumb18 Aug 2025
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Meg@megannn_lynne24 Mar 2025
things that feel sooo good when you’re a little tipsy -sending a flirty text -eating salt n’ vinegar kettle chips -hearing your friend say “can i be mean for a second?” -doing finger-guns -whitney houston’s “i wanna dance with somebody”
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Meg@megannn_lynne19 Feb 2025
i mean fuck i like soup i like broth i like gettin warm i like garlic i like to stir i like sweatin onions and pourin stock and cookin stew, i like adding bay leaves too
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luxuries !
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Me if you care
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Slay.
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If Republican leaders don't enjoy being called weird, creepy, and controlling, they could try not being weird, creepy, and controlling.
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marry someone who says: - i love you - i'm proud of you - i'm grateful for you - yes we can have more soup - no 3 soups in a day isn't too much - yes i can make you soup again - no 12am isn't too late to have soup
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Congratulations to Taylor's boyfriend—and the entire Kansas City Chiefs community! 💕🏈
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Donna and Tom yelling “Usher’s house!”

ALT Donna and Tom yelling “Usher’s house!”

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Liz_✨@fearlizz_1315 Oct 2023
When my coworkers ask what I did this weekend
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