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Madrid, Barcelona, Oviedo.
Joined January 2010
"He's getting better and better every week. He's a fan favourite already...it's a shame they did the Top 10 Best Ever Liverpool Players a couple of months ago, cos he's be right up there!" "Big Ronald...what a man." 🎧 Post-Match S̶h̶o̶w̶ Araujo
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🚨 BREAKING: Ronald Araújo is the fastest player in the Premier League this season, clocking an incredible 36.3 km/h. 🤯⚡
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Heard there was a game on
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Lamine Yamal says he misses the Mourinho clasicos (hard to believe he even remembers them, to be honest) but he doesn't have to any more. Here's your preview. theguardian.com/football/202…
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I like how my autocorrect makes Courtois courteous
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Happy Fear and Loathing in La Liga day to all those who celebrate 😊😉
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Ah, you're all lovely. Thanks for the nice messages.
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Lamine Yamal says he misses the Mourinho clasicos (hard to believe he even remembers them, to be honest) but he doesn't have to any more. Here's your preview. theguardian.com/football/202…
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😂
Replying to @sidlowe
You support a communist club in Madrid
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He is just a transparently racist piece of shit human. And everyone shrugs because he does 5000 other insane things every day. Whirlwind of lunacy.
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😁 ¡Buenos días, oviedistas! Punto sufrido, punto conseguido en casa del líder. La clave es seguir puntuando ➕💙 #RealOviedo 🔵⚪️
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⚽️ El primero de la era Luis Carrión. #LeganésMallorca
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Holy fucking shit
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‘I won’t rest until I’ve sold off all the nation’s utilities and fucked the next three generations’
When Thatcher was Prime Minister, she reportedly slept for 4 hours per night, worked up until 2am and didn’t like going on holidays. Fast forward 30+ years and our current Prime Minister has enough time to do a softball interview on LADbible and appear on Googlebox. Decline.
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😉 A vegades s’ha d’escoltar a la gent que en sap de futbol: Les declaracions d’@AnderHerrera i @ibaigomez sobre el Nou Sardenya 🏟️🤝 🎥 90 minuts i @btvesports
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If only someone had etc and so on
Iconic Clasico 🔥
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Here comes the sun
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On this day in 1993, Matt Le Tissier scored these two incredible goals against Newcastle United.
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Anthony Gordon attempts to name the top five English players with the most La Liga appearances 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🧠
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