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kelsey

@silence__kit

covered in crumbs in philadelphia

Joined May 2016
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received the punk discount on my beer at the german techno gig because I am a patron of the arts
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A second tree has landed on Greg Abbott
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If you can name a Morgan Wallen song you're getting sentenced to 5 years of hard labor in January.
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I’m 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on, and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom
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gotta go suck the democratic party’s stupid little dick tomorrow
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had to really hype up the girl walking past my house in a PERFECT Jamiroquai “virtual insanity” costume last night
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Jeremy@LlFEOFJERMOct 29
Me on my way to the polling place every election even though I tweet about how much I hate the democrats all year
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I personally believe that working until 11pm for 2 weeks straight is awesome
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undetected at the noise rock gig
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Gonna go eat wings now
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my favorite part of riding @SEPTA is when it’s on fire 🥰
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all of my coworkers are shocked and appalled at my sexual attraction to nathan fielder…..
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I did say “oh my god” out loud no less that 30 times though
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3 hour movie is too long
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3 hour movie is too long
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damn the secret south philly move really is mawn thursday lunch
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Had 2 beers and I’m yelling at the tv, calling a jeopardy contestant a stupid bitch
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client waited 4 years for a trial date on his asylum claim and it got cancelled this morning because the immigration court has no electricity 🆒
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me and every gay man in philadelphia at the jessie ware show
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fighting for my life in the facebook comments trying to convince people to not hire a notario…..
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my office is finally moving to the city and now I don’t have to kms 😭😭😭
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