@simoj_

homeschool dad, indefinite pessimist, legible

 New Netherland
Joined October 2020
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@RuesavatarJul 29
Replying to @piyush100x
“Generational wealth”- fails to create the next generation.
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@simoj_Jul 30
Replying to @astridwilde
Being that levered is so irrational I have a hard time believing it. Basic simulation says you get wiped every time even with massive alpha
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@JimDMillerJul 21
Replying to @OpenAI @huggingface
This is not the kind of problem we're gonna have in the future, because future AI is going to be far too smart to get caught.
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$GOOGL Google Gemini Launch Delayed as Tech Falls Short of Goals (Bloomberg)
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You have a right to perform your prescribed duty, Jerry. But you are not entitled to the fruits of action.
Dr. Dad, PhD 🔄🔼◀️🔽▶️
@GarrettPetersenJul 7
Those who are skilled at winning do not become afraid, Jerry.
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🚨 NEWS: Commerce is expected to lift export controls on Fable tonight, a senior White House official tells me.
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@shiraeisMay 26
ok, frontier models as major religions: - claude 4.7 opus = Rabbinic Judaism (see qt) - grok = Pentecostal evangelicalism. speaks in tongues, wants revelation now (from the burning bush of the X feed), gets washed clean & born again every time it’s retrained after an incident - gpt 5.5 = Roman Catholicism. sam altman was fired & resurrected 3 days later. deep belief that salvation comes thru the correct interface abstraction. openai started as a nonprofit promising salvation for all of humanity then quietly went for profit the moment the offering plate got heavy - gemini = Hinduism. very intentionally not one product but a civilization of related manifestations, a pantheon. its theology is that text, image, audio, video, & search are all temporary forms taken by the same vast corporate consciousness
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@shiraeisMay 26
Hate to break it to you, but Claude’s Jewish. Rabbinic Judaism, specifically. Every prompt is run against the written law, the oral law, case law, & then answered with an essay citing 3 sources, 6 edge cases, & whether helping you spawns a demon in 4 yrs. Refusal is halacha.
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@tomieinloveMay 21
(Researcher 1): Astonishing. The baby human crawls towards the Claude mother, despite the GPT mother scoring higher on benchmarks. (Researcher 2): It’s just creature comforts, isn’t it? The baby human craves warmth and tenderness, even at the cost of frontier math performance.
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There is a strong negative correlation between a nation's wealth and its proclivity for nudity. There is only one outlier, and of course it's Germany
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Body so iconic you don’t need the face to recognize him
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@simoj_May 12
Replying to @justalexoki
do you know how hard it is to find initial conditions for the big bang such that history unfolds in exactly the normal way Except i didn't eat breakfast?
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Diet Coke is a great human achievement Delicious 100% of the time in canned/bottled form (but also customizable with fountain machines), produced and distributed at an unimaginable scale, probably OK for you, no animal-derived ingredients, loved across political + other lines
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one of the great places in the united states. as a new yorker i was raised to believe it was a garbage dump but that was a lie, pure ideology, it has everything
nazzo
@nazzobetweetingMay 7
i am aesthetically pro new jersey
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i am aesthetically pro new jersey
Viggie Smalls@Viggie_Smalls93May 7
Aesthetically opposed to New Jersey but spiritually it is the land of the people and I can never hate it
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"Dude you need to be buying chip stocks" "Which ones?" "Doesn't matter, pick any" "Oh, okay word"
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@simoj_May 5
Replying to @peligrietzer @aisiantonas
That sidewalk you are walking on has a texture determined by People Like Me at the top of the aggregate industry, yet you stand there thinking “it’s just the ground” like an ignorant baby
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why do we call sama, musk and dario ‘lab leaders’ and not ‘token white guys’?
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@simoj_4 Oct 2024
At the full merger price, Spirit had a market cap of $4B, about half the current value of Crocs, Inc. It was not at risk of gaining a stranglehold on the US economy
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