Paperback writer. Former singer.

London
Joined April 2013
Simon Fellowes retweeted
“Proper Britain here we come”
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OH HE ATE HIM UP SO BAD LMFAOOO😭😭😭
what's the nastiest read you've ever seen someone give😭
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Images of Trump and Farage in two years time, sitting in Florida, bitching and whining they were screwed by the Establishment. Trump will be gone a couple of years after that, his body finally packing up. But Farage will be puffing cigs and drinking gin for many years to come.
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One of our own. Well done Harry. #BallonDor
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Went to Loftus Road this afternoon. Great fun. Crowd were in excellent humour and the result for the Hoops was tremendous. Championship Football is where it’s at. £30 for the ticket. No VAR. #QPRSWA
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It must drive Trump mad, the fact that Obama is smarter, funnier, and better looking than him.
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Trump tells Europe to deport all immigrants or face revolution. How much longer do we have to listen to this fuckwad?
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Interesting the contrast between the shallow Tate Britain show on the 90s and the details of the Russell Brand trial and the rumours about the injunction taken out by another 90s celebrity. A remarkably unthinking decade.
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Simon Fellowes retweeted
This is for all the writers ( and want to be writers) in this beautiful community 💖✍🏼👩‍💻👨🏻‍💻📝. This gave me some serious guffaws and I hope it does for you as well 👍🏼💙. Happy writing ✍🏼🙏🏼. @LouDPhillips @DzintraSullivan @ChrisBohjalian @therealSIR3 @hwinkler4real @AuthorFleur @donnacox1021 @drdoomed01 @jameshealyjr
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Thing is, the public knew the approach to care homes was disastrous. But the Govt lied and kept lying. Today they can try to claim innocence/ignorance to save their arses. But the truth is we know better. They fucked up and did everything to cover their tracks.
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for all those craving more Oliver Reed, i give you the spectacular opening to I'LL NEVER FORGET WHAT'S'ISNAME (1967, Michael Winner)
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Thing is, all these construction sites- the ballroom, the pool, the arch, the golf course… can be undone. What will take longer to repair is America’s image abroad amongst its allies.
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Very long term plan but it’ll be interesting to see if these ideas start seeping into the mainstream in the face of continued social collapse. The alternative is turning countries into fortresses and the billionaires living in bunkers. globaljusticeproject.wid.wor…
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Watching the French riots all I’m thinking is when’s Houellebecq’s next book?
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Once again you have to ask yourself, how can those nerdish tech bros at Tesla look at themselves when they know their boss is actively causing the slaughter of innocent civilians? Oh yes… a flying car.
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Does anyone in England/Wales/NI really give a toss about Scottish politics? @BBCr4today
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Bad apples? It’s an orchard. #Reform
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