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I need every dog on this planet to live a happy life forever

i need some vodka rn

November better be nice to me because I’m running out of patience

i wanna tweet something stupid and filthy and get thousands of likes but i’m fucking terrified of embarrassing myself

i need vitamin Cᵃˢʰ

do u have a twitter crush ?

on twitter, you will always find someone who is tweeting your thoughts but with better grammar.

me tweeting about Halloween from a country that doesn’t even celebrate it

ICONIC

«Sync your contacts» bitch, are you threatening me ?

it’s Twitter, not X

I just accidentally liked my own post and felt immediate shame

Forever stuck in a loop of rewatching my comfort shows and movies

Normalize bed rotting on weekends. Not every Saturday and Sunday needs to be productive

sometimes u just gotta get high and restart the same song 45 times

STOP USING AI

Can porn addiction destroy your life ?

I investigate your entire account just because you liked one of my tweets. just saying

y’all be watching twitter porn?😹😹

gift me a blue checkmark plzzz