cofounder @confetti_win | she/her | 🏳️‍⚧️

Charlotte, NC
Joined August 2023
the moat is the physical planes they legally own and the regulatory capture they have. llms significantly impact moats for particularly closed source software, it doesn't impact those of businesses w irl assets that much tho imo.
like building a straw wall around your moat to protect your castle against the 300 foot tsunami rushing towards you at 200mph
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ngl, can't help but feel v validated reading headlines like these
Employers worldwide are pulling back on AI as they navigate a flood of errors and low-quality work that sap employee time, raise privacy and security risks, and drive up costs theguardian.com/technology/2…
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and the corollary we’re starting to see is the companies that acknowledge this and apply it to their work will succeed. case in point is this ad I got on ig this morning - 15k likes on an *ad*, and all it took was addressing a massive pain point ppl have: having to deal w llms.
have been saying this for years at this point - ppl who do not hold equity in a company whose valuation is benefitting from the ai bubble absolutely hate it and go out of their way to avoid it. the only way to fix this is to give ppl jobs vs take them away.
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have been saying this for years at this point - ppl who do not hold equity in a company whose valuation is benefitting from the ai bubble absolutely hate it and go out of their way to avoid it. the only way to fix this is to give ppl jobs vs take them away.
You are underestimating how much people out there hate AI I was at a wedding this weekend and the consensus take among people I met was that using AI for anything is morally wrong and generally inexcusable Guess I’m living in a bubble bc I was shocked…?
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“OpenAI drop made it clear that mathematical superintelligence is upon us” okay yeah I’m just not taking people who say this seriously.
Today I call upon the blockchain industry to calmly begin planning for "bunker mode". My personal recommendation is to set in motion a controlled mass migration of assets to fresh addresses, i.e. addresses whose pubkeys remain hidden behind a hash. Holders, starting with large and sophisticated ones, should consider moving the bulk of their funds to addresses that have never signed a transaction. And when they do sign one, they should also move remaining funds to a new address (possibly generated from the same seed phrase). Don't rush. While I believe there is cause for action a rushed migration would do more harm than good. Don't panic either. Moving assets to protected addresses is a simple, preventative step which does not require new cryptography or new wallets. IMO it is now reasonable to brace for the possibility that ECDSA breaks before qday, in the worst case in months not years. By "break" I mean fast private key recovery (e.g. in one week) on available hardware (e.g. a large GPU cluster). Recent days have been humbling for human mathematical intuition. Long-held, unquestioned hypotheses have fallen. This includes the n log(n) bound for integer multiplication and the 3SUM conjecture. In hindsight, May's unexpected disproof of the Erdős unit distance conjecture was our warning shot. Yesterday's OpenAI drop made it clear that mathematical superintelligence is upon us. They say there are weeks where decades happen. We are about to live through weeks where centuries of mathematical progress happen. Could our magic 64-byte ECDSA signatures be too good to be true? Was it just security through obscurity all this time? Elliptic curves feel especially vulnerable to superintelligence. Curves carry rich structure, with room for fancy tricks like Schoof, Frobenius, pairings. (By contrast, hashes are designed to minimise algebraic structure.) Separately, as Ewin Tang can attest, an efficient quantum algorithm sometimes foreshadows an efficient classical one. We should be open to the possibility of a classical counterpart to Shor that breaks elliptic curves and RSA at once. Also noteworthy is the striking under-representation of cryptographic breakthroughs among the 722 mathematical results OpenAI published. I've witnessed first-hand the US government censoring academic quantum cryptanalysis results. Backroom interventionism is my base case. I urge large, sophisticated actors to lead by example. Project11's "risq list" (bitcoin-risq-list.projecteleven[.]com) is a great tracker of exposed BTC pubkeys. Binance, Bitbank, Robinhood, Bitfinex, and Tether have an opportunity to harden their cold storage. Next month I'll address institutions in London in a live Q&A (forum.ethereuminstitutional[.]org/london-2026). Again, please do not rush. Wallets holding under 50 BTC enjoy partial cover from "Satoshi's shield", i.e. his 20K exposed addresses that hold 50 BTC each. Load-bearing signers like oracles and L2 security councils should consider rotating ECDSA pubkeys with every signed message and/or multi-signing with a hash-based schemes like SPHINCS. Exiting bunker mode safely will require post-AI cryptography. My inclination is to go all-in on hash-based cryptography and avoid structured mathematical assumptions entirely, whether from curves, lattices, or isogenies. A single battle-tested hash (e.g. from the SHA or BLAKE families) yields plausible post-AI security. The Ethereum roadmap on strawmap[.]org fully embraces hash-based cryptography with end-to-end formal verification as a response to the quantum threat. Those timelines must now be revisited and accelerated in light of mathematical superintelligence. I'll be pushing for maximum defensive acceleration.
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seems like marketing for ai labs imo - whole lot of alluding to stuff and not a lot of responsible disclosure.
Today I call upon the blockchain industry to calmly begin planning for "bunker mode". My personal recommendation is to set in motion a controlled mass migration of assets to fresh addresses, i.e. addresses whose pubkeys remain hidden behind a hash. Holders, starting with large and sophisticated ones, should consider moving the bulk of their funds to addresses that have never signed a transaction. And when they do sign one, they should also move remaining funds to a new address (possibly generated from the same seed phrase). Don't rush. While I believe there is cause for action a rushed migration would do more harm than good. Don't panic either. Moving assets to protected addresses is a simple, preventative step which does not require new cryptography or new wallets. IMO it is now reasonable to brace for the possibility that ECDSA breaks before qday, in the worst case in months not years. By "break" I mean fast private key recovery (e.g. in one week) on available hardware (e.g. a large GPU cluster). Recent days have been humbling for human mathematical intuition. Long-held, unquestioned hypotheses have fallen. This includes the n log(n) bound for integer multiplication and the 3SUM conjecture. In hindsight, May's unexpected disproof of the Erdős unit distance conjecture was our warning shot. Yesterday's OpenAI drop made it clear that mathematical superintelligence is upon us. They say there are weeks where decades happen. We are about to live through weeks where centuries of mathematical progress happen. Could our magic 64-byte ECDSA signatures be too good to be true? Was it just security through obscurity all this time? Elliptic curves feel especially vulnerable to superintelligence. Curves carry rich structure, with room for fancy tricks like Schoof, Frobenius, pairings. (By contrast, hashes are designed to minimise algebraic structure.) Separately, as Ewin Tang can attest, an efficient quantum algorithm sometimes foreshadows an efficient classical one. We should be open to the possibility of a classical counterpart to Shor that breaks elliptic curves and RSA at once. Also noteworthy is the striking under-representation of cryptographic breakthroughs among the 722 mathematical results OpenAI published. I've witnessed first-hand the US government censoring academic quantum cryptanalysis results. Backroom interventionism is my base case. I urge large, sophisticated actors to lead by example. Project11's "risq list" (bitcoin-risq-list.projecteleven[.]com) is a great tracker of exposed BTC pubkeys. Binance, Bitbank, Robinhood, Bitfinex, and Tether have an opportunity to harden their cold storage. Next month I'll address institutions in London in a live Q&A (forum.ethereuminstitutional[.]org/london-2026). Again, please do not rush. Wallets holding under 50 BTC enjoy partial cover from "Satoshi's shield", i.e. his 20K exposed addresses that hold 50 BTC each. Load-bearing signers like oracles and L2 security councils should consider rotating ECDSA pubkeys with every signed message and/or multi-signing with a hash-based schemes like SPHINCS. Exiting bunker mode safely will require post-AI cryptography. My inclination is to go all-in on hash-based cryptography and avoid structured mathematical assumptions entirely, whether from curves, lattices, or isogenies. A single battle-tested hash (e.g. from the SHA or BLAKE families) yields plausible post-AI security. The Ethereum roadmap on strawmap[.]org fully embraces hash-based cryptography with end-to-end formal verification as a response to the quantum threat. Those timelines must now be revisited and accelerated in light of mathematical superintelligence. I'll be pushing for maximum defensive acceleration.
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for the past couple years you could slap "AI" on whatever you were doing and 2-10x your valuation, that's reversing in real time
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so sick
Just crossed 1,000 successful multiplayer games in the last hour 🥹
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sick af, v excited for the possibility of doing this with treasuries too, which I’m sure they’re cooking up next.
Coinbase Tokenized Stocks are live on Aave V4 on @base. Tokenized stocks are only available in eligible jurisdictions outside of the U.S.
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a pretty obviously logical move for a middle to upper class, highly educated 20-35 year old american that's just been shafted by the US tech industry is to move to china where CoL is on the floor and standard of living even in lower tier cities is through the roof.
JUST IN: Xi Jinping invites 100,000 young Americans to study in China over the next 5 years to experience “the great rejuvenation of the Chinese nation.”
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if this is fake I'mma cry
hearing banks stopping all compute lending credit crunch is beginning
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nail on the head, exactly what is going on
EISMAN: “These companies are very nervous. They realize that there are no moats around their business .. they're trying to manufacture a crisis that will create regulation — that they think they can then manipulate to create .. the duopoly that they want."
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does anyone w expertise know if this covers bonds too?
BREAKING: The SEC grants a five-year "Innovation Exemption" for tokenized securities venues, allowing blockchain platforms to list and trade real tokenized stocks with full shareholder rights.
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ppl who hold large commercial real estate bags better have dumped that shit in the time that RTO was being pushed from 2022-2026, bc remote is absolutely going to come back in vogue
US Energy Secretary has said Americans should drive less if they want lower gas prices, per BI
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wild stuff
Amazon says cloud infrastructure in Bahrain, UAE ‘beyond saving’ READ thecradle.co/articles-id/399…
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Siobhán retweeted
I'm excited to announce that Aleph Artificial Intelligence Incorporated has had 2 quarters with a 1000% profit margin when excluding electricity, salaries, training data, offices, sas products and coffee.
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Siobhán retweeted
Definitive vibe shift on this one. A few months ago you’d have every reply saying “doomers quiet 🤣🤣” but today it’s all people saying “yeah I have high gross margins if you remove my costs”
“Anthropic’s gross margins are above 80% before accounting for revenue shared with distribution partners, including Amazon, and the cost of training its models.” Wow.
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I agree, the things we’re seeing at Up My Ass LLC are pretty scary, you should give me $5bn to stop the apocalypse
I agree with Elon and Dario, what we’re seeing at HappyRobot is pretty scary
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