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sam

@sitcombutch

if it gets too real, you can always turn it off

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Joined December 2018
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asked god for a sign and he sent me wawa
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google maps now says gulf of transgender
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i鈥檓 gonna put myself together either way
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and i hope phoebe cancels whatever special thing she had set for tonight bc of all the leaked videos from yesterday
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ts okay that u got muna and billie at the phoebe show because soon im gonna be at the lucy all request show馃槢馃槢
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#okay
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one of the best weeks of my life take me home.
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baby鈥檚 first live album that they were there for
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live from msg. if u listen closely u can hear me sobbing.
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unfortunately if atg gets phoebe i will be back
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close enough
sam (@sitcombutch) profile picturesam@sitcombutchJun 26
@ lornemichaels it鈥檚 time to get meg stalter on snl as a host w phoebe as a musical guest
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i hope phoebe does something worse than smashing her guitar
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4 phoebe shows, two of them with boygenius, chinese satellite barricade and would you rather with jackson. munacade in my home town and first red rocks show my bucket list venue for the greatest band in the world.
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im being so annoying but i rly don鈥檛 gaf
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lorne michaels cooked up the best host/guest combo in snl history
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after going to 4 shows i can confirm this
sam (@sitcombutch) profile picturesam@sitcombutchSep 23
i think the reason phoebe wants no phones is so she can reuse the same bits with less people catching on
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i love muna lesbians
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i鈥檓 having far too much fun w sticker banners
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does anyone know who the two extra people on stage during ikte screams were
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boygenius x2, chinese satellite, and would you rather with jackson. good run.
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leaving the ball arena w 3 complimentary tampons and pads, a guitar pick, a migraine, and i鈥檓 down 80 dollars on ubers. but i saw would you rather ft jackson bridgers so it鈥檚 all okay
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