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Joined August 2015
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they've been threatening to release the ariana grande meet the fockers movie for what feels like years
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little bryan
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"Donald Trump was an active participant in Jeffrey Epstein’s sexual abuse of young women during the mid-to-late 1990s," says new House Judiciary report. Report has new allegation that Trump raped a 24-year-old + then promised her a visa & NYU admission, demanding she stay quiet.
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I still remember when everyone was doing the Foghorn Leghorn voice over memes and Eric Bauza joined in on the fun to roast Vegeta I’m gonna miss him
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i actually didn’t know about liz holmes’ husky puppy so i’m just going to assume she unhinged her jaw and swallowed that thing whole 🙂‍↕️
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Dead Man's Bones 🖤☠️
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holmes was so hyperfixated on testing requiring “only a single drop of blood” that the whole endeavor was doomed from the start and smart people clocked that almost instantly
When you listen to interviews with people who were suspicious of Theranos, it’s kinda striking how simple their red flags were: not a single paper had been published by Theranos, Liz Holmes had only two semesters of undergrad biology and engineering under her belt, etc
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Probably a sign that things are not going fabulously well at the Pentagon
Pete Hegseth is trying to convince Marsha Blackburn to appoint him to her Senate seat after she wins the Tennessee Governorship (from Leigh Ann Caldwell's Puck newsletter)
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i feel like there aren’t a lot of movies i would argue in favor of assigning homework for but some people who have seen YCSE but not read or listened to Bad Blood are majorly getting their asses beaten
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i’m sorry but as much as i can relate to perhaps getting momentarily enchanted by her in person this is very much the woman who bullied an employee to suicide and arranged for others to be gangstalked. she is not some kind of clueless victim lol
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Wicker (2026) is a movie about a gay man asking “what if a husband actually tried loving his wife?” and that question tearing all of society apart
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Lula you gotta put some guys in prison bro. Probably a lot of guys.
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Austin abrams you intrigue me
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Brazil’s results tonight are a big endorsement for the idea that every country should have a second “are you you sure about that” election a couple weeks after the first one for the important stuff
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that was crazy btw i was not expecting to actually see cock and balls
Replying to @rorschachisgay
do not worry tonight i have a date with alexander skarsgaard’s wicker penis
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amanda seyfried seems smarter than like isaac newton
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Genuinely fucking disgusting. These people live among us. All cops are bastards, every single one of them.
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this is so insane
Court records indicate Acton’s family lived in a tent in a park
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from now on we’re going to get people going “heh… just like Digger predicted 😏😏😏” every time a movie comes out that tries to be about something in the real world
It is increasingly striking, that maybe through clairvoyance or coincidence, DIGGER lampoons the exact audience for YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING. The two movies aren't so much in conversation as confrontation. I wonder if anyone loves both unequivocally.
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nice to see some appreciation for board artists, total unsung heroes of the film industry. he’ll be missed immensely
“If you like our movies, a lot of it is him — more than people know,” Ethan Coen said in an interview. Asked who might replace him, Mr. Coen replied, “I have no idea. It’s too dismal to even think about.” nytimes.com/2026/10/24/movie…
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