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Joined November 2022
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Any chance we can get that FC Andorra keeper to go for a one on one with Dalot?
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adding the 48% wr invis otp after i see she’s qued 200 games in gm and hasn’t hit celestial
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cognitive dissonance is wild bc we all know living to work is soulless/most ppls jobs are meaningless but if you don’t have a career ppl respect you less/you feel like a failure bc almost everyone is too scared to prioritize experiencing life over societal expectations/acceptance
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Spongebob squarepants if you can hear me please help me
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ow is boring im trash at deadlock rivals is shit im going back to jerking off
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Off a perk I get real defensive bout Nav
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This is brilliant🤣🤣
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New series coming soon 😊
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Losing touch with old(?) friends and also unable to find new ones
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she want me for my low elo and mediocre penis and no money
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United fanbase think chanting “Glazers Out” while still buying tickets and merchandise is gonna get them to leave
the thing that makes my blood boil even more is when i realise that the glazers are somewhere in america right now having their lunch while the club continues to die from the debt they've left us in and the millions in dividends they've took. ineos came in and kept them in charge
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Old Trafford singing: "Build a bonfire, put the Glazers on the top, put Ratcliffe in the middle and burn the f*****g lot."
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New PFP. 🤙
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I fucking hope so
Paris today. Your city tomorrow?
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