Tag a friend that smoked salvia out of PBR cans in the 2006-2010 era and now is like "Im not gonna get vaccinated, who knows what they put in that stuff!"
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Can I just give a big f*ck you to MAGA for making me leave all my non-MAGA red hats on a shelf in fear that people will think they're MAGA hats if I wear them in public. 🖕
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Sleeping Lessons retweeted
Lawmakers in more than 20 states have considered bills this year to make the disciplinary records of police officers public or to share them with other agencies, a push that comes amid a rash of high-profile deaths at the hands of law enforcement. st.news/2ScxqAc
Isolation is tough, I'll be like 'I'm gonna get in shape like ppl in jail' then I come to and I'm on the couch with my hand in a bowl of popcorn mixed with cheetos watching Tiger King...
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This @realDonaldTrump speech is what would happen if an orange Wario took over for Dr Mario after dropping out of high school and getting a medical education from his eccentric aunt when she was sipping martinis during cocktail hour.
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Seattle music is gonna be sooo lit when isolation is over, it's so inspiring to see everyone dedicate their uninhibited time to writing and creating!
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I implore everyone isolating from coronavirus to hop on chat roulette and lessen the frequency of penises. 🍆
The covid shutdown in Seattle isnt all bad, few of us just got promoted to full time studio musicians!
amazon.com/Harry-Potter-Knit… someone buy me this
Day 10 of coronavirus isolation, what crafts should I order on amazon prime? Literally going crazy...

