@slimelia

extraordinarily juvenile and deeply unpleasant | (she/her) | 30

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slimelia.uk/
Joined November 2009
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  • Followers1.6K
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tumblr: publiusvirgiliamaro.tumblr.c… steam: steamcommunity.com/id/slimel… instagram: instagram.com/slimelia/ bluesky: bsky.app/profile/slimelia.uk blog: tilde.town/~slimelia matrix: matrix.to/#/@slimelia:matrix… github: github.com/slimelia
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Layla Rhiannon@LaylaRhiannon316h
that dream that starts 10 minutes before you have to get up
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You know that guy in the McDonald’s bathroom who gives your penis a little shake after you pee? It turns out he doesn’t actually work there
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"I enjoy top tier antics"
kw@ratappreciatorOct 26
I made a collage from local dating app profiles. needless to say I don’t fuck with this vibe
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Aarón@aaron_terrorOct 27
You can tell Sock is still in her fighting to get out
Maia Poet🦎
@thepeacepoet99Oct 26
Whoever ends up being my wife someday, will have to put up with a lot of shenanigans and tomfoolery. What lessons have you learned from relationships?
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⋆˚꩜｡ 🇵🇸@hotboyjupiOct 26
snapchat bitmoji wish to become human
Maia Poet🦎
@thepeacepoet99Oct 25
I’m becoming increasingly convinced that anyone who says that I look like a man is trying to gaslight me. As a reminder: the only requirement to being a woman, is to be a female (XX) adult human being.
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lake1555@legalguacmoneyOct 26
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WIBBLE BIBBLE@toensuresOct 25
Maya@simcoeloverOct 24
Hey
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ar Maureen put fiver int' card xxx
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eli@humeralheadOct 24
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Gris 🇩🇰@Graesplaene_Oct 23
Good night
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this is probably the worst thing to ever hit someone's neck at one of these tents
Turning Point UK 🇬🇧
@TPointUKOct 23
Yesterday, a masked far-left thug cowardly hurled yoghurt at @NickTenconi while he sat peacefully at our free speech stand at KCL. Imagine being so consumed by hatred that you resort to attacking someone simply for expressing views you disagree with. These extremists have been emboldened by leftist politicians who turn a blind eye to their intimidation and excuse their behaviour. No one should have to face abuse for exercising their right to free speech. Political violence is utterly disgraceful and must never be tolerated.
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They are calling it the most boomer quote of all time.
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vik@tinnedfishfanOct 24
oomf going insane 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Uncanny
mudkip@FTMUDKIPOct 23
maia poet looks like if rex from victorious made a wish to become human
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DeviantPigg
@DefectivePiggOct 23
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Gizmo 🇵🇸@basedgizmoOct 23
People who still watch this have a humiliation fetish
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@POPin4kOct 23
myrtle snow is back and ofc her first words are BALENCIAGA... oh that’s mother alright #ahs13
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ada nicolle@adanicklmaoOct 23
it’s always so awkward when they present this on the barista ipad
asma 🍀@asylusmaOct 21
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c-tine@ctine__Oct 22
my philosophy on sleep as the days get shorter
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pip🫧 aatober🥳@gloww0rmsOct 23
Ur blatantly just not me nan
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“enjoy your two-parent solution”
moneyfolder: round 5@MoneyFolder5Oct 23
Logged back in just to laugh at you @h3h3productions enjoy your two-parent solution nigga
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