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Joined September 2009
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📣 A Just Stop Oil spokesperson said: “We are not prepared to stand by and watch while everything we love is destroyed, while vulnerable people go hungry and fossil fuel companies and the rich profit from our misery.
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I don't know who needs to hear this but you will never need these. Throw them away.
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hard to imagine a more embarrassing death than being beaten with a candlestick in a library by someone named colonel mustard
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I fixed it for you @YorkshireWater
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gotta respect the longevity of microsoft word. nothing about it works and it's still the standard. want to move an image? go to hell. edit a pdf? edit your expectations. ignore a spelling mistake? how about suck my dick. that'll be 150$
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the best thing in the world is a smoothie but the worst thing in the world is washing a blender. wherein lies my peace
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“you cum fast” tough talk coming from someone who didnt cum at all☠️
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Scammed again plebs.
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Sorry to be a nerd but pretty much every country in the world has a mermaid mythology. So there deffo would be mermaids of all races 🧜‍♀️
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It would be great if everyone could accept that the autistic person in your life is not going to have the "right response" to anything. Assume every reaction will be something you deem inappropriate and move from there. Stop getting annoyed every single time 🤦‍♀️
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Today I normalised being a bitch some more
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Liz Truss won with the lowest share of the vote among Conservative Party members in any leadership election where Tory members have had a vote, as well as the lowest share of the vote among Conservative MPs of any winning candidate ever.
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Before Internet dating people talked differently about finding a partner. There were just attractive people and unattractive ones. Now there are entire specifications of who they have to be - and never who *you* have to be.
Hannah Hoffman Music (@HHMusicOfficial) profile pictureHannah Hoffman Music@HHMusicOfficial31 Aug 2022
Literally BAFFLED as to how people found love before dating sites and social media. Was settling the norm? Or did everyone just happen to be romantically compatible with the person sitting nearest to them in class?
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I'm trying to raise my kids to have freedom and not be an over protective weirdo but one problem: the over protective helicopter parents have a lot to say about it. Didn't anticipate this.
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Q@Qban_Linx27 Aug 2022
Pakistan is responsible for less than 1% of global carbon emissions, and is currently the country most drastically affected by the catastrophe we are already living through
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The flooding in Pakistan is so bad that what looks like an entire new massive lake is now visible from space
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I could feel the love from my future self 💕 🙏
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Replying to @NormalIslandNws
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Sir Michael Take CBE (@MichaelTakeMP) profile pictureSir Michael Take CBE@MichaelTakeMP30 Aug 2022
People are using the hashpeg #ThickLizzy to undermine an intelligent & beautiful little lady. They are playing the video below to mock Liz Truss. 1. It is sexist 2.I believe Thin Lizzy were a drug taking pop band. They weren’t an example of cleverness 3.😤
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Whenever I see pr like this I'm like... who's paying for it?
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The new energy price cap means the cost of working from home could easily exceed £30 a day, leading many people to return to their offices. @willydunn explains. ⬇️ newstatesman.com/business/wo…
Why energy prices could kill working from home

Why energy prices could kill working from home

The new price cap changes the calculation on whether staying at home is still cheaper than going to the office.

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Politically I now spend my time fantasising about our government & corporations in some kind of roman style gladiator shit. I used to think those places were barbaric. Now it would bring me genuine joy🥰 I'd let them choose 1 weapon each, I'm not a monster.
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