My prolonged and painful health journey is only just beginning
Poo Poo Point Trailhead, WA
Joined February 2020
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"Parade of the Carrion Eaters", me, Acrylic, Acrylic Goauche on Canvas. 10x15.
First experiment with the Zorn Palette. Also my first actually finished piece in an embarrassingly long time
Mormon people command their legion of children around the Walmart cereal aisle like they're playing X-COM on the highest difficulty
Cracking up imagining a 40~ year old drywall installer who really loves nightcore just like remodeling someones basement cranking this kind of shit on the radio too not even in headphones or nothing
Every hour you spend on your phone adds a 0.001 % chance that in your next life you will be reborn as a donkey brained laborer in Qin Dynasty China. Go ahead and scroll onto that next post; that river of mercury isn't going to fill itself.
(STONE AGE STAND UP): Now how come everyone from left side of great river swing club like *this*, but if you from right side you swing club like *this*?
(Raucous applause, sits down on rock and takes a deep breath)
Me am so sick of cancel culture,
I quit smoking again so now I just go to the gas station and stare at the marlboros like a Victorian boy looking through the window of the Toy Shoppe
Finally picked up some new micron pens and used them to redesign this monster I found in my 10th grade sketchbook
Gfs family got me a metal mask that will definitely not put an eternal curse on my soul and take over my body
You lack purpose because you don't have a figure wreathed in shadowy robes to point an outstretched bony finger to where you must go. You could be a philosopher king, you know
Pasty gas station cashier staring at my Brain Subjugation Amulet: ... I could be the White Suleiman
I like this guys face he looks like he's seen some shit
This is Jim Thorpe. Look closely at the photo, you can see that he's wearing different socks and shoes. This wasn't a fashion statement.
It was the 1912 Olympics, and Jim represented the U.S. in track and field. On the morning of his competition, his shoes were stolen. Luckily, Jim ended up finding two shoes in a garbage can.
That's the pair that he's wearing in the photo. But one of the shoes was too big, so he had to wear an extra sock. Wearing these shoes, Jim won two gold medals that day.
