ISU/Guardians/Titans/Canucks| I assume you all have me muted already| Contributor for @tgatesociety Venmo: @smfen former blue check

45th street & Bla-Blahp Ave
Joined February 2009
Do you know why scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat?
Did the returner just fall backwards?
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Shawntez retweeted
have you lost your last 10 games
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Wow. Crazy. In bags and organized and 20 minutes of cleanup. What a fucking hassle to run a load of laundry and wipe a counter. Welcome to normal housekeeping
Airbnb Guests: How dare owners ask us to clean up after ourselves! That’s not our job! Also Airbnb Guests:
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The actual nhl account posted a vampire picture of him lmao
Quinn Hughes has arrived in Vancouver! 👀
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This is very good stuff lmao
Canucks fans just chanted "HE'S NOT SIGNING" referencing Quinn Hughes who has yet to extend in MIN 😭
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Buying an O’Conner jersey from china asap
quinn gets flattened
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There’s 300 people here
The boo birds come down instantly as Quinn Hughes hits the ice in Vancouver
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The rule for 150 years was “break the plane of the plate” and the MiLB tested reviews where its relative to the first/third baseline (which is trash). By the rule everyone has known, learned, grown up knowing it’s a swing
soooo he didn’t go
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40 seconds of your color guy saying nothing lol
Mahomes threw a pick and Cris Collinsworth went completely silent lmaooooo
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We’re a fucking cuck fanbase
The Canucks played a video tribute for Quinn Hughes in his return to Vancouver, and he received a combination of boos and a standing ovation from Canucks fans 👀
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lol @buttkicker7 does your husband kick too? Stay in the kitchen pal
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LMAO “we made a bad call so sorry about that. Go fuck yourself and run 10 seconds off the clock”
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NFL rules are so incredibly fucking dumb. He steps on the goal line and that magically unlocks infinite endzone?
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Just because they made a terrible call last week doesn’t mean they should keep making terrible calls. Hope this helps
Matthew Golden was flagged for “taunting” because he flexed after making a catch last weekend The Lions do this in the Packers face and there’s no flag Make it make sense
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Packed house in Manchester, Iowa for Ashley Hinson! In 9 days, Iowans are going to send Ashley to the U.S. Senate!
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Yes, the most torturing time of Iowa state football fandom is being a 23 year old in 2026
Glad I graduated from Iowa State in 2025. Very glad I’m not going to any of these football games this year and that my final year was the 10-2 2024 season 🙏🙏🙏🙏
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probably nothing to worry about
BREAKING: Pentagon prepares every major US military base to operate for at least 90 days without outside electricity, fuel, water or supplies, anticipating a major war that could cripple power grids, break global supply chains and threaten critical infrastructure on US soil, per Fox News. The plans include portable nuclear reactors, large-scale battery storage and microgrids able to disconnect installations from the civilian electrical grid entirely.
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Shawntez retweeted
Ref throwing the flag from his back is killing me 😂😂😂
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🏁 KYLE LARSON OUT OF NOWHERE! THE NO. 5 WINS IT AT TALLADEGA
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He’s a stride and a half deep at the snap 😂😂😂😂
I have no idea how there isn't a false start on Cleveland here on the play that got them in FG range. I mean, c'mon.
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One of the best helmets in college football is BACK.
An 𝙀𝙔𝙀-conic look returns 👀🔥
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