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Please Don't start pulling them long ass jackets out looking like candy man & Shít
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i can’t stand gay people why are you making us take the SAT at your murder mystery party
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The worst person in the world LOVE that “God don’t play about me” bar LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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men act so surprised when they’re drunk :/ just repeating “yo im lit” every 15 minutes
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Unfortunately because of my calm and sweet disposition, some ppl must fuck around and find out
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you can be exceptional and still get treated like a problem by mediocre environments.
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You’re allowed to be a super rude to someone after being WAYYYY too understanding.
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now that we bullied Walmart into accepting Apple Pay, our next mission is getting them back to 24hrs

























