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you can call me the love of your life if you want to🫂

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Joined February 2014
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Just saw someone do this (I believe with good intent) so if you are in Germany here's a PSA: If there are bottles/cans standing NEXT to trash cans, don't put them inside the trash cans! They're gifts for the homeless. Theres cashback on them and this way they don't get dirty :-)
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imagine writing a book about BLUE TEXAS in 2016 then having it adapted into a movie in 2023 and people doubting laughing at you only for BLUE TEXAS to actually come true in 2026 someone give casey mcquiston a nobel visionary prize
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Night Seventeen Munich
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Braucht jemand 1x Niall Horan VIP Ticket für München morgen? Early Entry Munich sale selling
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actually an angel loses its wings everytime you blame fans for the issues with getting concert tickets and not scalpers, resellers, and the pricing fans out of live music issue we have
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I’m not crying, you’re crying 😭❤️
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More (Cocktail chats version) - 5 Seconds of Summer, from Youngblood (2018)
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Prepare yourselves dear readers, for this author has some rather large news to share...
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Calling r*pe “non-consensual sex” is like calling robbery “non-consensual shopping.” Stop softening violence.
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I was raped in college, partly while unconscious, and I dropped out a month later after not being able to leave my dorm room where it happened for weeks due to fear and humiliation. I was a gifted student given a merit scholarship. Who can say what MY future would have held?
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Theres no way because according to stan twitter she’s the richest person alive and she’s letting all of us die
Taylor Swift joined the billionaire ranks in 2023, on the back of her record-breaking global Eras Tour, which generated more than $2 billion in revenue. Despite her success, she didn't make the cut for the #Forbes400 list of richest Americans. See who else accumulated wealth but fell short: forbes.com/sites/kirkogunrin… 📸: Kate Green via Getty Images
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selling 1 seated ticket to the Phoenix 4/3 date show for Harry! section 137! this is the view that seat geek posted. will only go through pay pal g&s and selling for face value! 🏷️ harry styles phoenix 4/3 night 2
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Anyone who’s interested , Dm me xx
selling for a friend !!! two niall GA standing tickets for £60 each london the o2 saturday 3rd october !!
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‘Anything’ is finally yours! And one more surprise that you’ve all been waiting and asking for 🫶 We hope you love it! Love yas x
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my whole presale experience in 3 pics thanks Ticketmaster
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RIP to the victims and I’m sorry our government used your deaths to further their own agendas by invading countries that had nothing to do with it
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Alice Weidel becomes the first leader in the world who is anti-immigration but has an immigrant wife, is anti-LGBTQ+ but is a lesbian herself, opposes LGBT adoption but has adopted two children, and is a hardcore German nationalist but lives in Switzerland
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I'm Italian and I'm telling you, if you think someone born and raised American deserves my citizenship because of their dead relatives more than a kid born and/or raised here which parents immigrated from Africa, you need to shut the fuck up. My culture is not your costume.
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I actually don’t gaf about any aspect of the surrogate’s perspective. You knew that wasn’t your baby and you moved weird because you’re a weirdo. The fact that that lunatic named the baby… absolutely not.
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Also, this story is being framed wrong. Y’all are claiming they tried to bully her into an abortion. She said no and they said fine and set up a new treatment plan. SHE didn’t agree and ran to Texas to have the baby delivered and to have surgery and now wants custody of the baby
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