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striving for the perfect weekend but would settle for a cold beer on a sunny patio @padres sufferer @chargers optimist ⚡@dhbcOregon Chapter President

Beaverton, Oregon
Joined April 2009
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How did this guy score 70 points with Tua?
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A San Antonio original, now in uniform. 🌮 sabreakfasttacos.com
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Padres Double-A affiliate San Antonio Missions will become the San Antonio Breakfast Tacos for three April games in 2027 (via @missionsmilb)
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The Chargers brought in Mike McDaniel to help spark their offense. Through 7 games, they're 0-7, and their offense ranks in the bottom 3 of the NFL in all of the following 😱😱 ✅Points ✅Touchdowns ✅Turnovers ✅Efficiency ✅Yards per play ✅Red zone drives ✅Fumbles ✅Interceptions ✅Sacks ✅Pass block win rate ✅Pressure pct ✅Total QBR
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have to wonder if the Chargers would have gotten something similar for Mack now had they not been dragging their feet...
The last time Chicago traded two 1st-round picks was for Khalil Mack in 2019. They now do the same for a package to get Jeffrey Simmons.
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so after going 0-6, during the BYE week, the Chargers: did NOT change coaching have NOT yet made any trades got more BAD injury news AND, are now the ONLY winless team in the NFL absolutely tragic!
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honestly shocked chargers aren't at the top of this list
% of drives that went 3 & out this season (highest first): 45.3% - Philadelphia Eagles 43.9% - Denver Broncos 43.3% - Green Bay Packers 41.4% - Cleveland Browns 40.9% - Arizona Cardinals 40.4% - Tennessee Titans 38.9% - Pittsburgh Steelers 37.7% - Washington Commanders 37.7% - Tampa Bay Buccaneers 37.5% - Minnesota Vikings 36.8% - New Orleans Saints 35.2% - Los Angeles Chargers 34.0% - Miami Dolphins 33.3% - San Francisco 49ers 31.3% - Las Vegas Raiders 31.3% - Baltimore Ravens 31.3% - New York Jets 30.8% - Houston Texans 27.9% - New York Giants 27.0% - Seattle Seahawks 26.5% - Chicago Bears 26.5% - Atlanta Falcons 26.4% - Detroit Lions 25.8% - Indianapolis Colts 24.1% - Carolina Panthers 23.6% - Kansas City Chiefs 22.7% - Los Angeles Rams 22.2% - New England Patriots 22.2% - Buffalo Bills 22.0% - Jacksonville Jaguars 20.4% - Cincinnati Bengals <HUGE GAP> 12.7% - Dallas Cowboys
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such a sad state of affairs they can't poke their usual fun at them
"You gotta do something, because you cannot be worse than this." Things have gotten so bad for the Chargers offense, we're talking about handing playcalling duties to ADAM GASE.
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dear God, there HAS to be somebody else to step in as interim...
Mike McDaniel could be fired as the Chargers’ offensive coordinator soon, if they’re unable to make significant improvements, per @espn. If Los Angeles cans McDaniel, Adam Gase would step in as the interim offensive coordinator.
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McDaniel got the Dolphins to enter a rebuild after several years at HC. He comes to the Chargers as OC, and has forced a rebuild in less than 6 games.
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Anticipatory Throws, huh, McDaniel? There's a reason Tua had as many picks as he did as well #DENvsLAC
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Chargers are bound to get their first win of the season at some point, and whomever is dealt with that loss, it's even more devastating because of the state of this franchise... #DENvsLAC
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following this game on X, Broncos beat writers, and there are many, are reporting all of the bright spots for their team. The Chargers beat writers, however, are ONLY reporting the negative. I know there's not many bright spots to report, but... do better, man #DENvsLAC
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Flags, Flags, Flags... #DENvsLAC
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Drops, Drops, Drops... #DENvsLAC
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McDaniel's scheme, or whatever he wants to call it, is absolutely exposed. ALL FIVE teams the Chargers have faced aren't fooled in the slightest. #DENvsLAC
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Dobbins gets his fur tuddy off the season and Bonitto finally gets home This Chargers team is LITERALLY helping their opposition
Nik Bonitto breaks through and gets the sack 💪 @DENvsLAC on CBS/Paramount+ Stream on @NFLPlus
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handing out tuddies almost immediately by no fault of the defense for the second week in a row
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Chris O did his job this week and McDaniel, once again, did not, and it shows #DENvsLAC
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