Beavis H. Presley

You can't "defund" NPR. Most of its budget is from local affiliates, not the gov't, that pay for it.

Ilhan Omar type folks heading to da polls in NYC.

One road went forth in a yellow-green wood…

Will the Democratic Congress please cum to order! Heh heh.

I just went to vote with a pack of wild Somalis. Then we went out to lunch and ate antelope meat and couscous with our hands.

Judgment day. I mean ehrection day. I mean election day.

Mushrooms aren’t smart, but certain ones have a strong morel compass.

Trump is asking RFK Jr to peptide-max his butt.

Your body is an Alice Cooper in Wonderland.

Seems like the Mahomes Dynasty is winding down.

One's job being blowing leaves from the sidewalk under cars and into the streets 3x daily must grate on one's psyche.

I’d have to say in NYC the most unfriendly people are Eastern Europeans, no doubt.

High-pitched keening electric leaf blower donkey kong knuckle dragger blowing little leaves off sidewalk into the street every morning obsessively slavishly.

Ohhh is it Michael? share.google/rnw0poPiOLOcx7K…

Haley Stevens went scorched earth. What a diss to El-Sayed by endorsing GOP Mike Rogers.

NPR/WNYC I won’t listen to a show if speakers say “like” every other sentence.

Just ran 16 miles, did 115 pull-ups.

The unlistenable voice of Ayesha Roscoe comes on NPR and the radio dial moves to another station.

Why do so many adults dress up for Halloween these days? Used to just be the kids back in my day.