When one of my homies call my hg out her name 😓

It’s always “I’m going to get a restraining order on you” It’s never “Bob I love and appreciate you”🙄💔💯

When I was a freshman I bought cookie dough off a senior cheerleader 4 a fundraiser (she was pretty af n I love 🍪s). When ts came in I ain’t een know how to use the oven so I just used the microwave repeatedly… had the runs the next day and couldn’t go out with my homies 🤦🏾‍♂️😕😬

All followers of mine request to join xitter.cf/i/chat/group_join/g211…

Ngl if I’m inside and someone tell me they in there bout beating they dog I’m staying tf away from round em 😳😬💯

I need help w/ the ladies too… yall got me? xitter.cf/snatchingbtc/status/21…

I need a patek, ERD hoodie, Prada Boots and Margiela pants all by tomorrow… y’all got me? xitter.cf/antarticuh/status/2112…

Nigga fuck the 48 laws of power 😹😹😹

(@innoutburger) you guys forgot my spread n onions on my animal fries but I still appreciate yall for this splendid meal

I have officially gotten a contribution of $1 to eventually purchase this $33,125 Patek Philippe Calatrava 😳🙏🏾‼️ I’d like to thank (@gettinborin) for her contribution 😆❤️

Update; not one donation lol, it’s been 2 days guys 😳‼️ cmon yall 😆❤️

Push to a stumble to a slight bend over leading to the dropping of the buttocks with the knees moving up and down the y-axis causing the jiggly wave patterns of the booty cheeks to act on their own 😳 this is an elite move flawlessly displayed by ice spice 😮‍💨 I’ve seen strippers that would be in shambles trying to replicate such action 🤯💯‼️

Told myself I was gonna save the unagi as my last bites but it was the first thing I gulped 😭💯‼️

Told god arigato before I ate this sushi 😮‍💨💯‼️

“Yeezy taught me” 😭😭😭