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I did NOT have Neal Katyal attending #BurningMan on my 2023 bingo card, much less wearing a multi-colored propeller beanie and matching shirt. 🫣😁
So.Many.Questions.
For starters, was @AWeissmann_ in attendance with you?
@Lawrence @NicolleDWallace Cover this, please ...
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This happened last week- too funny:), old school tennis players will appreciate this
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This is a very big deal.
I realize I’m in a tiny minority here, but I consider Nvidia selling sensitive AI tech to a Chinese spy after Trump approved the sale despite warnings from US intelligence and Congress about security concerns to be a much bigger story than the Dana White foolish distraction.
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There are no coincidences!
11/7/20: Sixth anniversary of Four Seasons Total Landscaping
11/7/26: UFCs Dana White is confused with former DOD asst spox, Dana W. White 😳
Did y'all know "dumb" is spelled with a B?? 🤦
#25thAmendmentNow
These incidents are no longer a "bit". #25thAmendmentNow
11/7/20: Four Seasons Total Landscaping fiasco
11/7/26: Confuses UFC CEO Dana White with former DOD asst spox Dana W. White
Also 2026:
Discovers dumb is spelled with a "b"
Refers to Lt General Brett Sylvia as "she"
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Chiefs of Staff are supposed to make sure this kind of idiotic stuff doesn’t happen.
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It seems to me you believe in a world where government can't regulate technology effectively, but can massively redistribute wealth to everyone.
I proposed a token tax that could, in the case of full automation, fund universal income. I think preparing for that potential outcome is something government should be doing (and isn't right now - if you believe in it, please advocate for tax policy now that enables it in the future!)
Any technology powerful enough to replace all human jobs is also capable of truly horrific outcomes, and I'd like government to try to prevent those as well.
Oh FFS, Alyssa. @mmfa has receipts of the anti-vax propaganda you penned for World Net Daily -- which has since been scrubbed clean from the website and replaced with "Staff Writer".
You also pushed Daddy's birtherism garbage -- so you can sit the F down.
Shame on @TheView
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I’ve seen this look before. It’s how the medically compromised elderly patients look who are close to death, so they are given a cocktail of benzodiazepines and opiates to keep them comfortable and subdued while awaiting their “departure.”
I’m a healthcare worker by the way.
Four Seasons Landscaping, 2026 mmm
So here's what happened in today's Stupid Olympics.
There are two people named Dana White.
One is President and CEO of the UFC
The other is Dana W. White, who served as the Assistant to the Secretary of Defense for Public Affairs and Chief Pentagon Spokesperson for the U.S. Department of Defense under Secretary James Mattis
Their pictures are below. He's the white guy. She's the Black woman. I'll call them UFC Dana and DOD Dana to make it easier for you.
Suzie Wiles, shortly before being replaced by Count Stephen Miller, advised Trump that his new Press Secretary should be Dana White.
And Trump in all his finite wisdom, immediately assumed the UFC Dana, who has never done anything to prepare him for press secretary, and not DOD Dana, whose entire career has been in preparation for that.
Now you might be saying, "Kelly, not everyone knows about DOD Dana. It's an honest mistake."
But he's NOT just "everyone." He's the President of the United States. And this is a man whose administration has been firing Black people, women, trans people, and so on, insisting that none of them got their job based on merit.
And then he's going to name someone completely unqualified to be Press Secretary because the President is a fan of the UFC.
And he didn't even think to ask anyone. It never even occurred to him to ponder whether UFC Dana is the person he should pick as Press Secretary.
Stupid and incurious are a dangerous combination, and this man is both of those things.
And that got me to thinking about the two Dan Sullivan in Alaska. And I get it now. The man who is too stupid to know the difference between two Dana Whites thinks Alaskans are too stupid to know the difference between two Dan Sullivans.
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There are two possibilities here. One is he’s gone completely unhinged. The other is he no longer gives a damn, and is willing to pull everyone one down along with him. Of course, these are not mutually exclusive.
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You used a "V" where it should have been a "P" and a "T" where it should have been a "D"...
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omg James Talarico just made a surprise appearance on SNL, and the audience went WILD
"Hi, America! I'm James Talarico, the guy who's been texting you every day asking for $5. But I think, Mr. President, if we can work together we can make life better for everyday Americans. It's clear people want something new. They want something different. I'm talking, of course, about SNL's cold opens. How many of these Trump freezes are they gonna do?!"
