ΛbsolutΞSoul retweeted
Guys, here’s why I think StonkBrokers could make a massive run sooner or later.
Yes, the NFT hit 12–13 ETH and has since pulled back. Many missed that first wave, myself included. But something else has been happening quietly: people, including me, have been accumulating Stonks through the AMM contract and building positions in the pegged token.
It took me some time, and some help from Sturdy and the dev team, to fully understand how the StonkBrokers architecture and ecosystem actually work. And SimpleFarmer keeps adding new pieces to it seemingly every day.
Here’s what I think most people are missing:
99% of people are looking at the OpenSea floor and completely missing what’s happening behind the scenes.
A lot of us don’t buy through OpenSea. We accumulate through the AMM mechanism for several reasons, including the ability to choose exactly what we want and access all the goodies directly inside the wallet.
The NFT and token are pegged through the AMM contract. That means looking at the OpenSea floor alone doesn’t tell you the whole story. In my opinion, the floor has some serious catching up to do.
Now the token is also listed on Robinhood Wallet.
If you ask me, I wouldn’t be surprised to see StonkBrokers back above a 10 ETH floor sooner than people expect.
The reality is that 99% of Web3 and 99.9999% of normies still have absolutely no clue what SimpleFarmer has built. Some of us are starting to understand it, and we believe it could surprise a lot of people.
As always, I don’t know shit. Do your own research. Not financial advice.
Full disclosure: I hold multiple StonkBrokers, multiple interns, and several NFTs from the special projects and partner collections on Anvil.
P.S. I have a pretty good idea of what this kind of ecosystem can become because we’re also building Bored Traders, which I personally believe could be the next big thing.
Look up @BoredTrader_CO and take a look. You can still pick one up today for a fraction of the price of a StonkBroker.
boredtrader.co/
ΛbsolutΞSoul retweeted
Its time folks
StonkBrokers is officially live on Robinhood Wallet.
Easy Mode DeFi for Robinhood Chain Crypto and Stock Tokens at the push of a button. @RobinhoodCrypto
ΛbsolutΞSoul retweeted
With accelerating AI development and rising security threats across the industry, we remind everyone to stay vigilant.
User safety and asset security remain our top priority at StonkBrokers. All platforms are operating normally.
Our only official link is StonkBrokers.io, found in our bio.
ΛbsolutΞSoul retweeted
The more I build on Robinhood Chain, the more I want to do two things. I want to give builders access and help birth new financial software, and I want to create a new type of smart wallet that feels like an investment app or a neobank, built on StonkBrokers infrastructure and Robinhood Chain stock tokens with a DeFi backend so thats what I'm going to do for our iOS and Android layer.
I buy stock through the brokerage account in my bank app, and I keep wondering why I am not doing this on chain. The reason is simple: people are afraid of losing their money to weak security. So I have decided to attack that problem head on.
Coming soon: tokenized funds, including funds that hold pair tokens which auto compound inside them, and a quantum protected vault that anyone will be able to create as their onchain DeFi investment account.
Today's wallets sign with elliptic curve keys. Every transaction reveals your public key on chain, and a large enough quantum computer could work backwards from that public key to your private key and move your funds.
Our vault will be secured by ML-DSA-44, a NIST post quantum signature standard. Its public key does not lead back to the private key, even for a quantum computer. You will be able to deposit ETH, any ERC-20 token or NFTs, and every withdrawal will need a valid ML-DSA-44 signature that the vault checks on chain. Your key will be created on your device and kept in an encrypted backup, so you can open the vault from any of your devices.
more soon.
ΛbsolutΞSoul retweeted
StonkBrokers is officially live on Robinhood Wallet.
Easy Mode DeFi for Robinhood Chain Crypto and Stock Tokens at the push of a button. @RobinhoodCrypto
ΛbsolutΞSoul retweeted
ok safe to say binance is pwned
The biggest assets were approximately:
• 1.615B USDT
• 62.6M RLUSD
• 29,934 wBETH
• 11,372 XAUt
• 6.19M UNI
• 198.4M ENA
• 7.175T PEPE
• 27.8M USD1
• 2.26M LINK
• 127,853 AAVE
about $2.5B at the explorer’s prices.
1. The attacker deployed a delegate contract, 0x63e842b0...73e9c6fAe, from the relayer at 15:59 UTC.
2. About four hours later, the relayer submitted an EIP-7702 authorization transaction
That installed the malicious 7702 delegate code on Binance 14.
3. The relayer then made a call to Binance 14, executing the delegate code, and transferring Binance 14’s ETH and token balances.
4. The calldata is labeled sweep(address, address[]). The second argument is a list of recognizable token-contract addresses plus the zero-address (eth).
5. The same relayer later used the same delegate to move 780M USDC from Binance Hot Wallet 34 into the same pool
• The relayer 0x7C... was funded by three Tornado Cash 0.1 ETH withdrawals over the prior two days.
• The same pool also received 28,005.6 ETH from Binance 16 24 seconds after the main sweep.
• The pool then forwarded 195,460 ETH to a fresh, unlabeled EOA
• That EOA has only one transaction and currently holds the 195,460 ETH.
What's a bit unclear is why the relayer was needed in the first place. If they had the private keys to the Binance wallets, they could have just sent the assets out in an atomic bundle without needing a relayer at all.
So it seems likely that they didn't have the private keys and instead just had the 7702 auth signatures, which must have been phished somehow.
I think we can go ahead and assume DPRK.
ΛbsolutΞSoul retweeted
Books just went live. So how does it work? Books are Social Capital Markets built around stock token trading. Anyone can come in and launch their own Book, which launches a token that can be paired with $PONS, $AI, $STONKBROKER, robinhood:0x18e674231a58c239dc7daedcffe15ec3a24cff5c, $ETH or $CASHCAT.
Each Book starts with an anti snipe launch. The funds raised during the anti snipe window and 75% of the LP go into an ERC-6551 token bound account (TBA) linked to the Mancer DEX aggregator. Creators preselect up to 16 tokens they want to trade during their epoch, which can last anywhere from 7 to 365 days, and they can add two more Mancer verified tokens while the epoch is running. The goal is to generate as much profit as possible trading on Robinhood Chain.
In the video below I launched a 7 day Book, and I'll be trading several of the top Robinhood Chain tokens and stock tokens. When the 7 days are up, the Book token ceases to exist. Holders burn their tokens to claim their share of the TBA. Book tokens also bond into Uniswap v3 and v4 pools, so holders can stake to claim their share of the LP fees. The book creator gets to keep 20% of the net profit which they generate.
Traders will naturally need to start small and build a history as effective Book creators. Over time that should lead to larger launches, with the best traders in the space rewarded for top tier timing and execution, which improves the Robinhood trenches as a whole.
full walkthrough video is below.
Books are now live on Mancer! We built this in collaboration with @ClutchMarkets.
Create your first book at mancer.xyz/books
ΛbsolutΞSoul retweeted
Got a Bullish eye for art?
The @BullsOnTheBlock community enjoys a good prompt shared in Discord by community and council member, Sheep!
Drop your Bull or Bear below:
ΛbsolutΞSoul retweeted
Education doesn’t have to be text and flat diagrams. So I’m building a 3D book about energy that students can play with: 10 lessons to predict, test and prove. Built with Opus 5.5 and Three.js.
Try Lesson 1, Energy stores: everyday objects and where their energy is kept ↓
ΛbsolutΞSoul retweeted
The StonkBroker business model is one that doesn’t rely on a singular tax token for revenue or a singular revenue source.
Our revenue is designed to come from multiple infrastructure plays as well as iterative experimentation.
This way, as long as we continue to work and have fun creating new things, we will always continue pushing forward deflation of the $STONKBROKER token.
Airdrop meta on Robinhood Chain but it’s baked into the process and rewards innovation.
Shoutout to @TheCardWall for the sweet stimmy sourced from organic protocol use.
ΛbsolutΞSoul retweeted
The $STONKBROKER token has officially reached 21% of total supply locked/burned in perpetuity, sourced 100% from organic protocol use.
Today, a $6,000 USDG stimulus airdrop to activated StonkBroker wallets from The Card Wall has been distributed.
This is Robinhood Chain.
ΛbsolutΞSoul retweeted
I have a solution.
The evidence and sentiment surrounding Kimchi and the extractive sphere of KOLs using @Pumpfun as a platform to farm the trenches are clearly at odds with our goal of developing a stronger early-stage model that allows talented technologists to enter the crypto ecosystem and thrive.
We are currently propping up the best salespeople and actors and selling them as the best “traders.”
Imagine if NBA basketball were played by the best actors pretending to be good at basketball instead of the most talented athletes. What would the value and popularity of that product be?
It would be considered a scam of a product. Not dissimilar to how the general population views the current state of the trenches.
Hence, I have created another suite of onchain contracts to attack this problem head-on.
That solution is “Books,” an ERC-6551-powered tokenized trader launchpad and trading engine where creators can monetize not through what they say, but through the quality of their trading execution over a selected epoch.
A suite of contracts that can integrate into any social trading platform, allowing talented traders to access liquidity quickly to execute short- and long-term trading strategies while earning 20% of the net profits they generate.
We want to reward execution, not performance theater. The best traders should be the ones attracting capital, not the best actors.
Social Capital Markets by StonkBrokers (@ClutchMarkets) goes live on Robinhood Chain on Tuesday, October 27, in collaboration with @MancerXYZ.
ΛbsolutΞSoul retweeted
$STONKBROKER officially becoming MiCA compliant is a massive win in the books for us.
This milestone allows us to legally and responsibly expand distribution channels for the $STONKBROKER asset throughout the European Union, opening the door to new markets, exchanges, platforms, and opportunities for adoption.
Another major step forward in our long-term vision for StonkBrokers and the Robinhood Chain ecosystem gaining world-wide adoption as one of the financial rails of the world for tokenized assets.
Pleased to announce that the $STONKBROKER MiCA white paper is now published by the MiCA Crypto Alliance under EU Regulation 2023/1114. MiCA Title II (Articles 4 to 9) has required any token offered to the public or traded on a platform in the European Union to have a white paper drafted, notified to a national regulator and published before it can be sold or listed within the E.U.
This makes $STONKBROKER one of only two tokens on @RobinhoodCrypto Chain with a published MiCA white paper, because safety and regulatory compliance have been a priority for us from day one. Read the white paper here:
micacryptoalliance.com/news/…
ΛbsolutΞSoul retweeted
Pleased to announce that the $STONKBROKER MiCA white paper is now published by the MiCA Crypto Alliance under EU Regulation 2023/1114. MiCA Title II (Articles 4 to 9) has required any token offered to the public or traded on a platform in the European Union to have a white paper drafted, notified to a national regulator and published before it can be sold or listed within the E.U.
This makes $STONKBROKER one of only two tokens on @RobinhoodCrypto Chain with a published MiCA white paper, because safety and regulatory compliance have been a priority for us from day one. Read the white paper here:
micacryptoalliance.com/news/…
STONKBROKER MiCA white paper now published.
The MiCA Crypto Alliance has published the STONKBROKER MiCA White Paper, covering the ERC-20 crypto-asset of the StonkBrokers ecosystem on @RobinhoodCrypto Chain, in accordance with Regulation (EU) 2023/1114.
$STONKBROKER is classified as a crypto-asset other than an asset-referenced or e-money token under MiCA Title II. Within the StonkBrokers ecosystem, it is used to acquire StonkBrokers NFTs through the Anvil automated market maker and to pay fees to activate and upgrade them. The wider ecosystem also includes Broker Box, which provides functionality relating to tokenised-stock certificates.
"From an early stage of the project, it was crucial for StonkBroker to stay aligned with regulatory requirements. This demonstrates to its users and partners that it is building something serious. We’d love to see more projects on Robinhood Chain take the same approach."— Aaron Sanchez, Director of Industry Engagement at MiCA Crypto Alliance.
The white paper sets out what the asset is, what it does not give its holders, the risks involved, and who is responsible for its content.
Read the full announcement: micacryptoalliance.com/news/…
Read the white paper: micacryptoalliance.com/white…
Congratulations to the @ClutchMarkets team. 👏
ΛbsolutΞSoul retweeted
STONKBROKER MiCA white paper now published.
The MiCA Crypto Alliance has published the STONKBROKER MiCA White Paper, covering the ERC-20 crypto-asset of the StonkBrokers ecosystem on @RobinhoodCrypto Chain, in accordance with Regulation (EU) 2023/1114.
$STONKBROKER is classified as a crypto-asset other than an asset-referenced or e-money token under MiCA Title II. Within the StonkBrokers ecosystem, it is used to acquire StonkBrokers NFTs through the Anvil automated market maker and to pay fees to activate and upgrade them. The wider ecosystem also includes Broker Box, which provides functionality relating to tokenised-stock certificates.
"From an early stage of the project, it was crucial for StonkBroker to stay aligned with regulatory requirements. This demonstrates to its users and partners that it is building something serious. We’d love to see more projects on Robinhood Chain take the same approach."— Aaron Sanchez, Director of Industry Engagement at MiCA Crypto Alliance.
The white paper sets out what the asset is, what it does not give its holders, the risks involved, and who is responsible for its content.
Read the full announcement: micacryptoalliance.com/news/…
Read the white paper: micacryptoalliance.com/white…
Congratulations to the @ClutchMarkets team. 👏
ΛbsolutΞSoul retweeted
Our ecosystem has generated over $2 million in rewards for our holders through active participation in assisting us with our go-to-market strategy and marketing efforts.
We’ve accomplished this without the use of a tax token allowing us to continue to scale, relying entirely on DeFi tokenomics and long-term infrastructure designed to recirculate liquidity and create a sustainable onchain economy on Robinhood Chain.
ΛbsolutΞSoul retweeted
Long-term, continued momentum for Robinhood Chain requires that we successfully create protocols and products that integrate Stock Tokens for mass adoption, whether by financial institutions or directly by consumers.
This is our number one goal at StonkBrokers, and it drives every piece of infrastructure we deploy.
It’s all about the long game and executing on these developments at an extremely professional level.
Get in.
ΛbsolutΞSoul retweeted
The StonkBrokers ecosystem has 2 incredible new experiments dropping this week on Robinhood Chain.
In the age of A.I., creativity and innovation will be among the last areas where humans can outperform an LLM.
But how do we reward the creatives, ensuring there is a defensible distribution advantage that can fast-track them before 10,000 A.I. generated copies are released 24 hours later?
The trailblazers who think at a different frequency than others.
I believe with Robinhood Chain, we will have many success stories that end up more closely resembling financial apps like Acorns than traditional crypto protocols.
That’s why with StonkBrokers, we are not only leading the way when it comes to opening the doors to onchain experimentation, but also making sure we provide the rails so that the experimenters on Robinhood Chain can monetize in a clean way without being subject to faulty launches or vampire attacks.
We do this by going through the process ourselves and learning from our mistakes, with countless iterations improving those rails and allowing us to become the best onchain incubator for financial software in the history of humanity.
ΛbsolutΞSoul retweeted
Good morning everyone 🫶🏻
Only one day at ApeFest for me this time! I’m meeting up with a few real-life friends and heading back early tomorrow morning. I know a few of you DM’d me about meeting up, and I really appreciate it. Unfortunately, there’s only so much I can fit into one day here. ❤️ @BoredApeYC
Meanwhile, @BoredTrader_CO mint is moving along amazingly, with consistent mints coming in! 🔥
Our focus is simple: take care of our community while onboarding the right people. There are still plenty of opportunities to receive a free NFT from community members, team members, and ambassadors. But let me be honest: we’re looking to reward people who genuinely support what we’re building, not someone who shows up for one free NFT just to flip it for $20.
We still have plenty of giveaways and incentives running, so check my previous posts. 👀
Want to be considered? Show up and engage. If you only drop one comment on a giveaway post and disappear, don’t expect to be considered. If you follow me and the project’s X account and regularly engage with our posts, we’ll notice.
No need to fake it or force it. Just be genuine, support the project, and be part of the community.
In short: be real, be involved, and we see you. 🫶🏻🔥
Mint here 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻
boredtrader.co/
ΛbsolutΞSoul retweeted
So here it is peeps!
If you know me and follow me and would like to get in @BoredTrader_CO then do the following:
Like❤️
Retweet🔁
Drop your wallet below, if I know you I will be sending some NFts for you to burn and get your #BoredTrader working for you!
Good morning everyone 🫶🏻
Only one day at ApeFest for me this time! I’m meeting up with a few real-life friends and heading back early tomorrow morning. I know a few of you DM’d me about meeting up, and I really appreciate it. Unfortunately, there’s only so much I can fit into one day here. ❤️ @BoredApeYC
Meanwhile, @BoredTrader_CO mint is moving along amazingly, with consistent mints coming in! 🔥
Our focus is simple: take care of our community while onboarding the right people. There are still plenty of opportunities to receive a free NFT from community members, team members, and ambassadors. But let me be honest: we’re looking to reward people who genuinely support what we’re building, not someone who shows up for one free NFT just to flip it for $20.
We still have plenty of giveaways and incentives running, so check my previous posts. 👀
Want to be considered? Show up and engage. If you only drop one comment on a giveaway post and disappear, don’t expect to be considered. If you follow me and the project’s X account and regularly engage with our posts, we’ll notice.
No need to fake it or force it. Just be genuine, support the project, and be part of the community.
In short: be real, be involved, and we see you. 🫶🏻🔥
Mint here 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻
boredtrader.co/