Turns out being named Rock does not in fact mean you were born to do it.

I just wanna live like Shania would want me to

Thank god that’s over. That one sucked.

Yeah sex is great but have you ever scored a 12 in 5Crowns

Watch died 🫠

Idk what everyone is on about. Th Flyers are great

Absolutely destroying our splits.

This set is gonna be so sick

In honor of the Austin marathon today, I will do my very best to eat an entire basket of chips and salsa.

I have been traveling so much for work that if I turn on GPS in between Austin and Dallas my phone is officially recommending Dallas as the way to get home instead of my actual home.

See yall at MagicCon!

Sorry I can’t go out tonight, I need to know how Twilight ends.

Had a pretty sick weekend. Got absolutely bodied in a cEDH tournament by mental misstep (twice)… fitting, and then ate at magic Time Machine and had a wonderful time with Indiana Jones. Today I got to take some friends to my favorite place on Earth.

My desire to build space wolves burns brighter than ever 🔥