Son of Conan

A man-boy can dream #ShareaCoke #sonofconan

Sometimes I think I can smell my dad #ifyoucansmellityourcanbeit #onlyinmydreams #sonofconan

Looking for dad in the crowd at graduation. No sight of him yet, but I'm still looking

Finding all these Easter eggs reminds me of the one egg my dad should've left behind #abstinence #easter1993

The real #MarchMadness would be if my dad came over and watched the games with me #sonofconan

I wish my dad kept me around just like the @chicagobulls kept Derrick Rose around #sonofconan #atleastMYkneeswork

I got a faux leather jacket. Kind of like how I got a faux dad #youknowwhenitsreal #sonofconan

#withdad #withoutdad

I get lost in the snow cuz I'm so pale. Now no one can find me #sonofconan

I don't know how to use my thermostat. Dad. Help. It's cold. #sonofconan

New year, old problems #NewYearsResolution #finddaddy

Check out my video and share the Christmas spirit! m.youtube.com/watch?v=-iAb3-… #sonofconan #PapaNoel #NoPapa #:(

Bing Crosby would make a great father, right??? I think I need to stop listening to Christmas music #sonofconan #bingcrosby

White meat, dark meat it all tastes the same when you don't have a dad to share it with #Thanksgiving

If a satellite can find a lone comet in outer space, I can surely find my dad on this planet #CometLanding

Sorry for not tweeting in a while I've been experimenting with an old school carrier pigeon form of social media and it didn't go too well

I need help throwing the football it isn't turning in a circle the way I thought it was supposed to #manningbrother #actually #sonofconan

I'm still wondering why no one has leaked any nudes of me yet #sonofconan