ALT On a white background is alternating blue and red text that reads: “10 Things That Never Happened cover reveal April 13”

ALT Ducky—internet legend, World’s Angriest Duck TM, and owner of the ultimate resting duck face—is graciously allowing a piece of paper to be propped up near her, confirming her duckparent’s impending Reddit AMA. The text on the paper reads: “Ducky is (again) confirming that Alexis Hall is doing an AMA on r/RomanceBooks @ 20:00 GMT tonight (21st March 2023) — assuming no further power outages!”