As someone who has lived about an hour away from Forks for my entire life, I can tell you that a cloudy day here feels exactly like that blue filter from the first Twilight movie. They captured the vibe PERFECTLY.

I have truly never felt hotter 🔥👹

Had a Halloween party last night. How’d I do? 🤪😈🖤

I have to say, there’s something weirdly cute about the little bald patch in Joey Pollari’s eyelashes. It’s the only thing I can focus on when he’s on screen.

Every new episode of AHS13 has me questioning if I’m just having the world’s longest stroke.

Had to send this text to my mom today. Cyber security vulnerabilities, AI running rampant, war, diseases in our food, astronomical inflation, climate change, racism/sexism/homophobia/transphobia getting worse, etc., etc… Love life in 2026. 10/10, no notes. ☺️

The Underwater Diving mod has been updated with a couple fixes and the addition of NPC mermaids! 🧜🏼‍♀️ 🫧 patreon.com/spinningplumbobs…

I was like, I know what fiber is and that’s why I was EXPLAINING IT TO HIM WITH MY HUMAN MOUTH. 👁️👄👁️

I was giving my brother advice about introducing fiber into his diet and was explaining why fiber is good for you and in the middle of it, our grandma just holds up her phone as chatGPT starts explaining what fiber is. I was speechless.

It’ll also function as an app for the s*x offender registry. How convenient.

I watched the sequel again last night and it’s actually heartbreaking that not a single outfit was as fashionable as any of these looks. Just a bunch of plaid jackets and sequin jumpsuits. 😭

The next time I see someone take a beautiful historic home and renovate it into a disgusting contemporary box, I’m going to personally stick their head in the guillotine and pull the lever MYSELF.

Patreon is refusing to allow me to upload the mod file because of a network error, so I’ve provided an alternative link on the mod page until I can figure out the issue. Apologies for the inconvenience!

The Underwater Diving mod is now available to the public! Thank you to everyone who supported with early access~ I'm so excited for everyone to be able to enjoy it now! 😁🤿🫧 patreon.com/spinningplumbobs…

AHS13 is so offensively bad, I’m actually baffled. It’s not because it’s confusing and it’s not because I want to hate it. It’s just a terribly written husk of what the show used to be.

The Underwater Diving mod has been updated with this new interaction! This allows your mermaid sims to frolic around underwater and build the Fun need~ 🧜‍♀️🌊🫧 patreon.com/spinningplumbobs…

Working on something fun for the next update~ 🧜‍♀️

God is gonna get you back if we ever cross paths you crusty bitch

Is anyone else fed up with a group of idiotic men ruining their one and only opportunity to experience a decent life on Earth? 🙋🏻‍♂️

The Underwater Diving mod has been updated with several bug fixes and some new cheat options! 🤿🫧 patreon.com/spinningplumbobs…