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your typical idealistically cynical college s̶t̶u̶d̶e̶n̶t̶ graduate(??). my interests include politics, space, and memes. #vt19

gravitational waves
Joined April 2014
“Little girls don’t stay little forever. They grow into strong women that destroy your world.” —Kyle Stevens
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me at work
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if i was kendall jenner i wouldnt have to deal with any of this
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the humiliation of having feelings in public
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I just really [redacted] the director of my center :)))))))
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I used to think it was generally agreed upon that you can't choke someone unconscious for yelling in public. Learning a lot today about how many sick fucks I'm surrounded by in the world
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one of the best things ive seen on twitter in years
every american president, but they're all cool and they all sport a mullet 46. Joe Biden
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Replying to @softnadjah_png
Extremely irritated that this flesh prison I didn’t even ask for requires maintenance and upkeep
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NEWS 🚨: Unidentified Oumuamua interstellar object is just now RE-ENTERING THE SOLAR SYSTEM WITH A STEEL CHAIR
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I am simultaneously pissed at Ticketmaster and also v entertained by all the swifties that do not seem to know how verified fan/presales/the internet/monopolies/concerts/big numbers/contracts work
Someone has to say it: Elon Musk has lied for 27 years about his credentials. He does not have a BS in Physics, or any technical field. Did not get into a PhD program. Dropped out in 1995 & was illegal. Later, investors quietly arranged a diploma - but not in science. 🧵1/
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The University of Pennsylvania considers Musk to be a graduate of both the economics department and the physics department. "Elon Musk earned a B.A. in physics and a B.S. in economics from the University of Pennsylvania. The degrees were awarded on May 19, 1997." -Penn, 2019 snopes.com/fact-check/mus…
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NPR said “oh y’all want a headline???”
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big day for annoying people (swifties)
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Liz Truss lasted 4.1 Scaramuccis
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“Y’all can’t dress,” she says while wearing a $40 knockoff with loose threads, no lining, and a crooked hem.
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hot girls have paramore as their fav band
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