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Bryony and Matt are spending £820,000 on a modern, high-performance home on the Cornish coast - designed to meet the highest environmental standards.
Will they pull it off?
📺 NEW Grand Designs | Tonight, 9pm | Channel 4
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Happy humpday folks 🥰
Question of the day, did King Arthur cumalot, or about a teaspoon like other blokes...? 🤣
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We can’t go on like this.
#GeneralElectionNow
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. @10DowningStreet can you get petrol stations to raise the £99 pay at pump limit to £160 so I can get a full tank in 1 go, cheers
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Replying to @CPGBML @davidkurten
The Labour Party is full of #PantomimeSocialists
Want the badge but not the change. Too cowardly to look in the mirror & call themselves Tories.
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Fact of the Day: General Major Bonespurs meets members of the Household Cavalry who explain what a Front Line looks like to him as part of Operation Tangerine Micro-Mushroom and the 457 reasons why he needs to apologise
Photographed from a Canberra
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Dalek of Downing Street Keir Starmer trundles off to Washington to whinge at President Trump about America’s Greenland plans, and to flirt with banning X back home.
He gets more than he bargained for…
{Satire/Parody}
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Give this island a perfect name.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
That is a peninsula, not an island.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peninsula
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Charlie Kirk will be remembered forever in the United Kingdom of Great Britain & Northern Ireland 🇬🇧
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I'll tell you who can fuck off...
Coffee wankers in Greggs, that's who.
Fuck off to Costa.
Wankers.
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🇫🇷 The French spy and Hitler's V-weapons
On this eve of the V1 flying bomb onslaught against London (the first 5 were launched on 13 June 1944 as a test), it is a good time to tell the story of a young French woman without whom the terrifying weapons may have indeed been launched in late 1943. 1/7
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I’ll say it again. How - HOW - can he be gone forever? It is incomprehensible. Did I really spend last night keeping vigil at his deathbed? Will those books on his bedside table really stay unread? Those clothes unworn? Those chocolates uneaten?
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Photo of the Day: F22 parked under the #AuroraBoreal at RAF Luton, the increase in #Aurora activity last night was due to gases escaping from the tears of #Eurovision2024 fans as they protest about Ipswich being in the final
Photographed from a Canberra #NorthernLights




























