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By the prickling of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes. Narcissists gonna narcissist.

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Joined December 2013
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Bryony and Matt are spending £820,000 on a modern, high-performance home on the Cornish coast - designed to meet the highest environmental standards. Will they pull it off? 📺 NEW Grand Designs | Tonight, 9pm | Channel 4
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Happy humpday folks 🥰 Question of the day, did King Arthur cumalot, or about a teaspoon like other blokes...? 🤣
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We can’t go on like this. #GeneralElectionNow
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People with blue ticks angry Musk is rich My brother in Christ you pay him £9 a month and rage tweet your feelings on his app Teach him a lesson and delete your account 🤣
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. @10DowningStreet can you get petrol stations to raise the £99 pay at pump limit to £160 so I can get a full tank in 1 go, cheers
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Replying to @CPGBML @davidkurten
The Labour Party is full of #PantomimeSocialists Want the badge but not the change. Too cowardly to look in the mirror & call themselves Tories.
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Replying to @EYakoby
Good thing it was the British. Someone else would probably return fire.
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A Hans Gruber and Les Grossman edit the internet is not ready for.
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Fact of the Day: General Major Bonespurs meets members of the Household Cavalry who explain what a Front Line looks like to him as part of Operation Tangerine Micro-Mushroom and the 457 reasons why he needs to apologise Photographed from a Canberra
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Dalek of Downing Street Keir Starmer trundles off to Washington to whinge at President Trump about America’s Greenland plans, and to flirt with banning X back home. He gets more than he bargained for… {Satire/Parody}
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Funny moments from Family Guy 🤣🤣
Lmao family guy really has some of the craziest moments you’ll ever see😂😂
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Thank God for toxic masculinity
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Give this island a perfect name.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
That is a peninsula, not an island. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peninsula
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Charlie Kirk will be remembered forever in the United Kingdom of Great Britain & Northern Ireland 🇬🇧
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I'll tell you who can fuck off... Coffee wankers in Greggs, that's who. Fuck off to Costa. Wankers.
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🇫🇷 The French spy and Hitler's V-weapons On this eve of the V1 flying bomb onslaught against London (the first 5 were launched on 13 June 1944 as a test), it is a good time to tell the story of a young French woman without whom the terrifying weapons may have indeed been launched in late 1943. 1/7
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I Say Sir I Bloody Say TICKLED Old No.2 WATT 🤣🤣🤣👌
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I’ll say it again. How - HOW - can he be gone forever? It is incomprehensible. Did I really spend last night keeping vigil at his deathbed? Will those books on his bedside table really stay unread? Those clothes unworn? Those chocolates uneaten?
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Photo of the Day: F22 parked under the #AuroraBoreal at RAF Luton, the increase in #Aurora activity last night was due to gases escaping from the tears of #Eurovision2024 fans as they protest about Ipswich being in the final Photographed from a Canberra #NorthernLights
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