@spellgage

Disciple of the Way | Minister of the Word | Husband | Father | running logs @spellgage_runs | Spellgage#1278 on Discord

 St Petersburg, FL
Joined October 2011
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Know Your Meme credits me with popularizing the “Anti-Italian Discrimination” meme.
rhi@loonaeves21 Feb 2024
you guys really should google your usernames and see what random articles you’ve been featured in. i should put on my resume that i’ve been featured on vice and screenrant
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What’s that, Lord? You were a stranger and I didn’t welcome you? My Lord, you must be confused: we outlawed your coming here. You were in the country illegally. … … Eternal fire, you say?
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These people immediately fall into hysterics whenever you mention immigrants.
Ras@Ras105056214h
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What's that, Lord? I shouldn't have allowed foreign criminals to rape and kill "one of these little ones"? Are you saying I shouldn't have larped empathy at the cost of others while I live in my comfortable mansion? Eternal fire you say?
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“Yeah man, bureaucrats can totally confound the righteousness of God.” Terminal sys-theo brain
Hubert@Puhoy_pu3h
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The Lord would not sin, actually.
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Yer a lesbian, Harry!
East German Visuals
@GDRvisuals5h
A young East German border guard, 1977.
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owen cyclops
@owenbroadcast13h
yeah i have a gambling addiction. i can’t stop betting on myself
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“Oh yeah? Well if you really believed what you say, you’d sell all your possessions and give to the poor.” Tell me about it.
Chad the Impaler@CrackerSpaniel3h
Replying to @spellgage @vhsbetamax219
Really? Okay then give me all the money you'd put towards your children. You need to be empathetic and give it to me, if you don't, you're just a bad person trying to be hard hearted.
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These guys come out of the woodwork to viciously mock Jesus’ teaching any time you publicly affirm it. Nobody hates the gospel as much as so-called “Christians”.
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Do any of you have good advice for finding really cheap 20-22 gauge sheet metal? I want to shim the outfeed side of my router table fence so I can do edge jointing with it.
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🙂
powerful wizerd@powerfulwizerd18h
I’ve asked this before but is there any historical event that is like the Opposite of 9/11. Like something so good that happened that it changed the world forever
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My oldest son (14) now has type 1 diabetes so pray for him if you will.
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Nature is healing
Raya 🎀
@FheistiOct 25
i clock out of age gap convos when both parties are over the age of 25 srry
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David Rowe@mrdavidroweOct 25
Or – hear me out here – you could recognise that a life of joy and purpose is freely available to anyone who turns away from sin and selfishness, and toward the Author of Life. Much better than a lame, damaging second adolescence.
Murray Hill Guy
@MurrayHillGuy1Oct 22
Millennials, it's time to choose your midife crisis 1. Date a 24 year old 2. Quit drinking and tell everyone you don’t drink anymore 3. Drink heavily 3-4 times a week 4. Train for a marathon and or Hyrox 5. Have a panic baby (with wife you hate) 6. "We're opening the relationship" (she bangs, guy tries too and fails? 7. Get divorced to feel something 8. Get diagnosed with adult ADHD/autism 9. Niche side quests like rock climbing, gardening, handstands 10. Get very into video games
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Prime example of acting ignorant so you can feign outrage. Outside of this discourse, most commentary about the Cheesecake Factory makes fun of its tacky aesthetic, e.g., that it looks like the Eye of Sauron.
Evan Barker
@evanwchOct 24
Does Obama not understand that to most Americans the Cheesecake Factory is a very nice and fancy restaurant?
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I think we underestimate how many people have no friends
Tired@_crustbag_Oct 24
Every time an H3 podcast clip shows up on my timeline I am baffled anyone watched it Why are there 15 people mic’d up…why is no one saying anything remotely worth while…why don’t they just cut the dead air…how was this sustainable for years lmao
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Been checking the score off and on all evening. Just checked it now at the bottom of the 8th and I’m sick to my stomach
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Hershey's chocolate is revolting if you are seeking to enjoy a piece of chocolate to make the weekly coffee with Gossipy Aunt Gertrude go by easier. It's excellent when eaten over a burnt marshmallow in 32F weather.
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Andrew@ResofthedeadOct 24
Atheists in Canada have turned their hospitals into death temples and are trying to accelerate it by taking over Catholic hospitals
Humanity First
@AtomsmadeOct 23
Be atheist. Be happy ❤️
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The Catholic Church is the largest provider of Healthcare in the world. Including approximately: Hospitals: ~5,377 to 5,500 Clinics and dispensaries: ~14,000 to 18,000 Homes for the elderly, disabled, and chronically ill: ~15,000 to 16,000 Orphanages: ~8,500 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catholic_…
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We didn’t land on Plymouth Grok, Plymouth Grok was landed on us!
Girth Vader II
@lovvewolfOct 24
Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.
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Bad day for Weird Al to check this website
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What did y'all think “screw Ethan Klein” meant? Vibes? Papers? Essays? Losers.
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