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Joined February 2014
🚨🎙️ Lamine Yamal on Arda Güler just minutes before El Clásico kicks off: “They keep comparing me with Arda Güler. In a few minutes, we’ll see what happens on the pitch. I know my qualities, I know what I can do, and I believe I’m on a different level. Arda is a good player, but tonight is about showing the world who Lamine Yamal really is. Let’s talk after the game.” 👀🔥 #ElClásico #Eleições2026
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Barcelona fans you’re comparing Lamine Yamal to Leo Messi already?? That’s shameful of y’all. Banter aside the boy has been your best players game in, game out. You can’t just write off his hard work and sweat for the badge after just a single bad game. His underperformance shows how the entire team depends on him because this Barcelona are full of shit whenever he underperform. At 19 years, the boy is doing what most players at their prime can’t do. Give the boy the respect he deserves man!!!
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Espart collided with Kvaratskhelia = Kvara injury Espart collided with Diomande = Espart injury
🚨⚠️ Xavi Espart will be out for almost two months after suffering from an injury to the syndesmosis joint in his right ankle due to a collision. The player will be out for around seven weeks, Barcelona confirm.
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NA THOSE MANCHESTER CITY/ UNITED FANS THAT SUPPORT BARCALONA I PITY PASS 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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🚨Alan Shearer on Bruno Fernandes liking a post about loyalty after Bournemouth defeated Manchester United at the Old Trafford. 🗣️ It's quite unfortunate that as the team captain,after calling out Michael Carrick's tactics after Como defeated Manchester United that he didn't apologise to Michael Carrick. He was benched for Mason Mount but while the match was going on, Bournemouth were leading,the Camera men caught him laughing on the bench. He liked a post about loyalty but he's not loyal. His attitude when things gets awry proves it. The truth is that the Glazers, INEOS,Omar Berrada and Jason Wilcox are the ones to be blamed for Manchester United recent run of poor results. They gave him only three midfield players, Carlos Baleba,Andrey Santos and Youri Tielemans after Casemiro left the club. Apart from Casemiro leaving,he still have most of those players he had last season but most of them are injured and the ones available are also injury prone. Bruno Fernandes isn't the player he was last season. Since Casemiro joined Inter Miami,Bruno Fernandes has been the shadow of himself. It's quite pathetic that as the team captain, instead of backing the manager he's doing everything possible to get him sacked. That's a shameful behaviour from Bruno Fernandes. Lisandro Martinez knew the problem,he called out the owners,he was fined but the whole world knows he was right. Bruno Fernandes should be a man and call out the owners if he's got the balls. At this point even Carrick will be happy to receive the sack letter so that he can finally be free from the emotional pain he goes through each match day.
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Goalkeepers do so much for their teams, yet they are rarely considered serious contenders for the Ballon d’Or. Instead, they are boxed into the Best Goalkeeper in the World category. Why can’t they be given the same consideration as outfield players for football’s biggest individual award?
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Grow together by leaving the map in the comments. 🗺️📝 
Hidden maps waste talent. 🚫 
Open maps grow the line. 🛤️🚀
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Just because we’re friends doesn’t give you the freedom as a girl to come my house change cloth for my front You’ll definitely get what you’re indirectly asking for.
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It's worst in the MLS. Remember when Messi's Inter Miami lost 2 out of 12 games and still sat 3rs on the table.
I just hate how hard the Premier League is, man. 😭🤦 You lose or draw one game, and suddenly, you're in 10th position. 😭 Imagine Manchester United in La Liga. Even if we're not in good form, we'd still be sure of a top-four finish every season. 😭 Exactly why I can't rate Barcelona. Real Madrid are rated so highly because of how dominant they've been in the UCL. As for Barcelona and La Liga as a whole, there's absolutely nothing special about them. Absolutely nothing. 🤌🤧🤧
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Shanks don come with another sweet content…enjoy.
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Is left with the national team
Is Jude Bellingham the most complete midfielder on the planet? He can genuinely do everything.
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How some fans are talking about Xabi Alonso is jokes. Seen a few trying to downplay his invincible season at Leverkusen and which is hilarious. If it was so easy, why have Bayern never gone invincible? People always have to be so extreme
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🚨 BLUES, WE NEED TO TALK! 🔵👀 Chelsea just took an L against Spurs, and now João Pedro’s fitness is a concern ahead of Liverpool. Palmer is suspended too. No cap, this next test is HUGE! Can Alonso’s boys bounce back at Anfield, or are we in for another rough night? Chelsea fans, drop your honest score prediction! 👇🔥 #CFC #ChelseaFC
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I'm so creative and crazy about art that i once framed some condoms,the colour came out well and it was beautiful.
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Xavi Espart to be OUT for 2 months Real Madrid did this 😁😊
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If you know breakup, heat go kpai you inside that relationship 😂😭
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Messi did 91 in a season right, if so he still retains that record.
🚨 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗧: Harry Kane, season 2025/26 until the Ballon d'Or ceremony tonight! 🌟🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🌟 105 G/A ⚽️ 90 goals 🅰️ 15 assists 🎖️ Bundesliga Golden Boot 🎖️ European Golden Boot 🏆 3 trophies 🎁 24 penalties
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