Apple engineer. Previously at Pearl and Twitter. I like Islay scotch and kilo plates.
Joined March 2007
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I put up a job listing for a “Ninja rock star” but programmers keep applying. No I'm literally looking for a silent assassin who can shred.
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Hello Twitter family! @projector is on @ProductHunt today! Would be huge for us if you could check it out and give us that sweet upvote. 🙏💪❤️producthunt.com/posts/projec… – at San Francisco, CA
Having a puppy is like having anothe baby. A baby that eats cigarette butts off the ground and thinks people riding bikes are terrorists.
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Coming to our talk? Accessibility Lessons! #Accessibility #WWDC19
So excited to share some great ways to make your apps more accessible!!
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Check out “Introducing Desktop-class Browsing on iPad” and learn how you can take advantage of this great new experience in your app and websites from @dethbakin, @wensonhsieh (and me)! #WWDC19 developer.apple.com/wwdc19/2…
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I’ve heard @joshshaffer isn’t legally allowed to be on stage without a scroll view being demonstrated
Good news: the kid started reading Harry Potter
Bad news: kid will not shut the fuck up about Harry Potter
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Racist conspiracy theorist @RealAlexJones has so far been deplatformed by....
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Your move, @jack...
When you have a kid the only bandaids in the house are Pokémon branded. Which you complain about but secretly think is cool.
My kid has spent the summer swimming in chlorinated pools and her hair is now an impenetrable thicket of brambles.
I’m considering just shaving it off while she sleeps. I’m sure she will thank me later.
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I wrote about how to get started with hand-drawn animation as a complete beginner.
Read about how to find the time, what tools to use, where to get inspiration.
medium.com/@colbay/a-day-in-… #100dayproject #100daysofsupershort #animation
My kid got this rubber cat-ducky and she affectionately named it “cuck”.
I’m not even sure how to begin explaining this one.
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Self-described fascists are bragging about taking down my account by reporting years-old tweets where I call out *other people’s* racism, and @TwitterSafety is apparently happy to be their useful idiot teapawt.org/farright_dashie/status…
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Since July 4th, I have received many tweets from the gun lobby accusing me of exploiting Jaime. Below are two pictures of how I used to spend time her and one picture of how I do it now. If anyone has a problem with me fighting for her and the safety of other kids, too bad.
I overheard some kids that had to be 10 years old talking about how good their were at Fornite.
Then I realized these little shits have probably killed me and I feel like a 1000 years old.