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spliff richard

@splffrchrd

☭ • 26 • she/her • guitarist • skater • heavy music enjoyer • wheel knower My band @iridesica

 Biripi - Birrbay 🖤☀️❤️
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Joined November 2015
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girl: *clocks in at her job* her gays: honestly, work
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me when I realised I was trans (2021) vs today
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when i realized i was trans ( 2018 also lol ) vs today
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scrolling twitter is just a constant barrage of fuuuuuck that's good why didn't I think of that until I either think of that or die
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Arsha🐴🎧⚧️@theymergirlNov 9
You just set the age regression community forward 5 years
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hey so I went here and everyone said it was named after you?
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For sale: baby
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2016 twitter was kinda crazy, that dude really fucked a McChicken
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edge me now, I'm six strokes from the bust and I'm cumming
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girl who pees really hard
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I love how when trans women talk about their medical history on here everyone is completely normal and absolutely no one loses their capacity to think at all
spliff richard (@splffrchrd) profile picturespliff richard@splffrchrdNov 5
Passing milestone achieved: woman taking my bloods asked when my last period was Bonus milestone: I said I don't have periods she just said "oh just roughly when your last one was" Bonus milestone 2: I said I don't have a uterus and she says "huh, awful young for a hysterectomy"
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buying matching couples shirts that say "competition" on one and "innovation" on the other
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Oh noooo!! You posted a photo that I willingly posted because I look good even though I had chapped lips!! What ever shall I do!! wallahi I'm finished I fear
Sarah MEGATERF🕷️FAFO🇺🇲 MAGA 💪🏻 (@francesmillers) profile pictureSarah MEGATERF🕷️FAFO🇺🇲 MAGA 💪🏻@francesmillersNov 5
Things that never happened 🤣🤣🤣, also take a shower sometimes this year, LARRY🤣🤣🤣🤣
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also who tf is Larry lmao
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Wishing you had the ability to bear children of your own means you're a man now apparently! great minds being sent here
Ldodds (@sleepydumpling1) profile pictureLdodds@sleepydumpling1Nov 5
Replying to @splffrchrd @HACKTPLANET_
Well that just proves youre a bloke, no woman would ever wish for periods.
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First Concert: Metallica with Lamb Of God Last Concert: Thornhill Best Concert: TesseracT or Northlane Loudest Concert: Tool Seen the Most: Polaris Most Surprising: Private Function (rip) Next Concert: Good Things Festival
Atlantic Records UK (@AtlanticRcrdsUK) profile pictureAtlantic Records UK
@AtlanticRcrdsUK25 Jul 2022
First Concert: Last Concert: Best Concert: Loudest Concert: Seen the Most: Most Surprising: Next Concert:
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Passing milestone achieved: woman taking my bloods asked when my last period was Bonus milestone: I said I don't have periods she just said "oh just roughly when your last one was" Bonus milestone 2: I said I don't have a uterus and she says "huh, awful young for a hysterectomy"
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The cope from right wingers has arrived and I'm giggling cause you mfs can't STAND that normal people don't subscribe to your braindead delusions lmfaoooo
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Fyre Festival has got to be up there but that hardly gets talked about
evil yeosang (@plusseob) profile pictureevil yeosang@plusseobNov 4
best days to have been on twitter 1. september 10, 2025 2. 🆕 november 3, 2026 3. september 8, 2022
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realised I had 390 Counter Strike cases sitting in my steam account since 2017, probably bought when they were 3 cents each, so I sold them all and bagged myself a cool $1700 😭😭
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dog morpheus be like you can take the grey pill
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