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📈'Volunteer' means “someone who does something without being forced to do it.” merriam-webster.com/news-tre…
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It's time to support @clementine_ford & each other: #endviolenceagainstwomen leader @KerriSackville joins #abc730
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I fear a future in which Autocorrect achieves consciousness, becomes our texting overlord, and destabilizes civilization.
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Life is confusing, and overwhelming, and I don't want to play anymore. Please can I go live in the Great British Bake Off tent please?
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BREAKING: #LightSail nominated for @AIAA SmallSat Mission of the Year Award. Vote now! sail.planetary.org/vote
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Hellooo. Oop kk-2$$👹👅Anyone there. ? Halllooo. Boy I'm hopin this a support group for birds.
Online gamers donate $122,210 in memory of 5-year-old tinyurl.com/lhkwfuy. 'Nuff said.
Time to embrace my inner twit. Physics, animals, math, rational thought, all in a 140 characters or less. No more procrastination! Tomorrow
Heisenberg possibly nullified using entanglement? Schrodinger's cat sees light at the end of the tunnel.
I bought the Mac Heist bundle. 7 awesome Mac apps worth $260+ for only $20 and got 3 sweet bonus apps free! http://bit.ly/heist-it
I've come to believe that my Golden Retriever lives for the sole purpose of shedding copiously on the carpet the moment the vacuum is done.
The IOC must love having games in countries with totalitarian dictatorships. Everything goes so smoothly. even the doping is better.
nitpicky time; it is you're not your, its not it's, and a 50 yr old woman who insists on typing ur for you're makes me plainly uncomfortable









