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I shitpost about competitive pokemon and also talk about Bug Fables a lot. | B.S in Chemistry | 23 | 💜💜💜@pod_nuzlocking💜💜💜 | Private acc: @Squaredash_priv

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Joined April 2021
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My personal tierlist of every pokemon has been updated! It now includes all of the DLC pokemon in gen 9, and also all of the gigantamax forms.
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Started putting HRT and Vaccines in my local water supply #RAPEJDVANCE
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This stupid elf bitch is pretty much ground zero for the right wings Anakin and Malfoid posting. Original carrier of the Soy Right virus.
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Tonight was for her.
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Might be the world’s first instance of cyberbullying via algorithmic trading
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Crazy how Republicans were the only people to actually do Sharia law.
🚨 BREAKING: Democrats have officially FLIPPED the Texas State Board of Education. Bibles will no longer be forced inside classrooms.
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Am I an asshole for saying this?
So many people need to be Hugged its wild
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You have to have a genuinely pre-middle-school understanding of relationships if you don't understand how someone can have sex without getting attached
Fun fact, George Lucas stated that the jedi are free to have sexual relations but are strictly forbidden from forming attachments. Yes, it's as retarded as it sounds.
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Look at my enemies, dawg. They're just playing dollies on the timeline, now.
anakin needed malfoid instead of padmé
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This is, like, the most famous still in all the prequels
Replying to @jkimballcook
Show me one frame for film where Anakin kills a child. I'll wait.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The Revenge of the Sith film shows Anakin confronting younglings and igniting his lightsaber as they react in fear; dialogue and security hologram confirm he killed them. youtube.com/watch?v=lBbQg8… starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Unidentif… en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Star_Wars…
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Lol, not even a day after the fact and the Epstein class is already doing revisionist history.
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I love my politics Scott Hanson
kornacki cam is great bc it feels like listening to your stats-obsessed friend who’s been given access to a smartboard, and not the formal corporate slogs we’re used to from news outlets. if nbc is smart they’ll let him cover every election.
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kornacki cam is great bc it feels like listening to your stats-obsessed friend who’s been given access to a smartboard, and not the formal corporate slogs we’re used to from news outlets. if nbc is smart they’ll let him cover every election.
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Replying to @kangminlee
I wonder what it could be..... hmmm
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Replying to @camhigby
If your voters are too retarded to know how to read this ballot they deserve to lose.
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Button with tremendous impact and power
How it feels voting blue in Mississippi
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oh fuck yeah we got a trans woman in- NIGGA WHICH STATE????????
Allison Montgomery has won Alabama's State House District 25 election, flipping the seat from Republican to Democratic. She becomes the first transgender woman to be elected to the Alabama Legislature.
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I am actually gonna be sick and tired of winning (hungover)
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I fucking WISH beef was less than $10 a pound
Because ground beef is $6.30 a gallon, I will be voting for the kill all White people party
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